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Started by ferdmonger, July 05, 2018, 11:24:46 PM

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Baruch

Yes, the Democrats elected Trump too, indirectly.  I have as much to thank them as I do the Republicans.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

GSOgymrat

I can't write poetry so will share the lyrics of Aimee Mann's song "Can't You Tell?" She wrote the song before the election from the point of view of Trump after he was mocked by Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in 2011.

"Can't You Tell?"

That bastard making fun of me in front of all my peers
Those people think I own this town, you're stripping all my gears
Well guess what Mr. President, I'll be seeing you
In four years

Though on the campaign trail the papers paint me like a clown
Still all I see are crowds who want to fit me for a crown
I point out all my enemies just so my fans
Bring them down

Isn't anybody going to stop me?
I don't want this job
I don't want this job, my god
Can't you tell
I'm unwell

You try to pin me down but you don't really try that hard
I throw out any shit I want and no one trumps that card
So dazzled and distracted by your fantasy
Of Hildegard

Isn't anybody going to stop me?
I don't want this job
I don't want this job, my god
Can't you tell
I'm unwell

You ask about my plan but baby my plan is to win
I wind up all the tops and watch the others keep the spin
You handing me grenades is just compelling me
To pull the pin

Isn't anybody going to stop me?
I don't want this job
I can't do this job, my god
Can't you tell
I'm unwell

ferdmonger

I'd like to say bingo
But it just seems so trite
To say Uncle Donald
Just isn't too bright

Cavebear

Quote from: ferdmonger on July 08, 2018, 08:07:10 PM
Lots of bright folks here
Surely their should be more poems
From people who care

Speeling couwnts...  ;)
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Draconic Aiur

Quote from: ferdmonger on July 05, 2018, 11:24:46 PM
Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
All Mueller's horses and Mueller's men
Wouldn't put Trumpty together again

BECAUSE HE WAS EVIL!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WUbVlIynlk

Cavebear

There once was a fascist named Trump.
When he pooped, he attracted a crowd
To grab a spoonful of the dump
And honor him eating it proud...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

ferdmonger


Cavebear

Quote from: ferdmonger on July 09, 2018, 12:36:40 AM
Stoopid is as stoopid does.

"Stoopid is as stoopid does."

Yeah...

It's the killing of witches and their cats that caused the rats with their pestilence-ridden fleas to spread around Europe causing the Plague.
It's the burning-at-the-stake of people like Giordano Bruno for supporting the idea that stars were just distant suns.
It is the non-evidentary trial of Galileo Galilei, forcing him into house arrest.
It is the current day refusal of fools to understand that evolution applies to humans.
It is the deniers who claim that humans aren't responsible for modern climate change due to fossil fuel burning because "Only God could affect the whole world".

It is the "stoopid peeple" of the world on your side.
It is the persistence of faithful but unthinking morons who believe in any deity.

Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

ferdmonger

It's time to impeach
The man is out of control
Congress are you lost?

Baruch

Quote from: ferdmonger on July 18, 2018, 11:20:38 PM
It's time to impeach
The man is out of control
Congress are you lost?

Haiku R Us? ;-)

If there is impeachment, then we need more peaches.  Every Congressman should be tried for RICO conspiracy.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Mr.Obvious

#25
Covfefe

I must give it to our twitter-superstar
He makes it look easy to build a wall,
with only a mouth big and hands small.
Though bridges would be better by far.

Perhaps they could cross some seas
too far for his swiftly sinking ship
on it's almost rueful titanic trip
to the shores of different ideologies.

Did Noah ever find himself in this position
with rats and elephants fleeing the ark
to drown in the wet, cold and quite dark?
't is dangerous when blind men have a vision.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

ferdmonger

I had lots of money
But then something funny
Happened along the way

It seems my new honey
Is a Playboy Bunny
Vladimir can't save the day




Munch

Roses are trump.
Violets are trump.
Everythings trump.
Politics.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

ferdmonger

I'm a stable genius
If I say so myself
Don't look at penius
Says the Keebler Elf

Cavebear

There once was a man named Trump,
Who took a prodigious dump.
On the US then the World
And with his power unfurled.
Demonstrated to all within
His glory of the man named Putin.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!