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Started by ferdmonger, July 05, 2018, 11:24:46 PM

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ferdmonger

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
All Mueller's horses and Mueller's men
Couldn't put Trumpty together again

Mousetrap

TweedleBama and TweedleHillary
Agreed to create corrupt'in;
For TweedleBama said to TweedleHillary
Blame Trump kissing Ras-Putin.
Just then flew down the mighty "T",
and destroyed their fantasy
Which frightened TweedleBama and TweedleHillary
Oh, how they cried at the party victory.
Evolution, the religion whereby one believes your children more human, and your parents more ape, than you!

The Human Mind, if it has nothing to do with Evolution...What an incredible entity...
If it does, what a waste!

Atheism, what a wonderful religion, where one believe to believe is erroneous.

Baruch

Are you two the same guy?  Ambidextrous trolling?
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Mousetrap

Naw, I just thought this Trump Basher should see the other side of the track.
Evolution, the religion whereby one believes your children more human, and your parents more ape, than you!

The Human Mind, if it has nothing to do with Evolution...What an incredible entity...
If it does, what a waste!

Atheism, what a wonderful religion, where one believe to believe is erroneous.

Baruch

Quote from: Mousetrap on July 06, 2018, 07:03:44 AM
Naw, I just thought this Trump Basher should see the other side of the track.

There is no common language here (in this topic) and as a South African, it isn't your country.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

SGOS

What???  No poem that rhymes Trump with Rump?  And you call yourself a poet?

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

ferdmonger

Haiku:

A fucking moron
Rex Tillerson did declare
That's his words not mine

ferdmonger

Quote from: Mousetrap on July 06, 2018, 02:40:37 AM
TweedleBama and TweedleHillary
Agreed to create corrupt'in;
For TweedleBama said to TweedleHillary
Blame Trump kissing Ras-Putin.
Just then flew down the mighty "T",
and destroyed their fantasy
Which frightened TweedleBama and TweedleHillary
Oh, how they cried at the party victory.

And by the way, this is a seriously pathetic attempt at a poem. 

ferdmonger

Lots of bright folks here
Surely their should be more poems
From people who care

Unbeliever

Trump is too scary for me to write poetry about. But maybe a good one might be Jabberwocky. Beware the Jabberwock my son!

The opening lines remind me of his word-salad speeches to his base, at his rallies.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

ferdmonger

I fucked up on 'their'
Yes, it was intentional
Best riter ever

ferdmonger

My tweets are the best
They're better than all the rest
Said Tina never

Munch

Trumpity Trump, Trumpity Trump
hit his head and raised a lump
blamed everyone else because he's a pretty shallow character who only got in power because the compitition was nothing special so he was the only option for some.
Trumpity Trump, Trumpity Trump
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin