Author Topic: Trump Poems  (Read 1642 times)

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2018, 09:47:14 PM »
Donald Donald fighting hard
He's the hardest fighting tard
The bone-spurs were
Beyond all cure
Stuck upon an ass so lard

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #61 on: October 30, 2018, 08:58:19 PM »
I am Donald and I am sad
That gosh darn media makes me mad
They report the things that I do say
Which makes them very not okay
Increase in hate-crimes not my bad

Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #62 on: November 03, 2018, 02:33:09 AM »
I say what helps me
No truth required
Anything that makes me money, makes my family money, gives me power, helps me win, beats my enemies, is ALL GOOD TO ME!

Trump
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #63 on: November 03, 2018, 11:22:34 AM »
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I say what helps me
No truth required
Anything that makes me money, makes my family money, gives me power, helps me win, beats my enemies, is ALL GOOD TO ME!

Trump

Perhaps.  But I don't see you giving up all you own and joining an atheist ashram.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #64 on: November 09, 2018, 11:14:15 AM »
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Perhaps.  But I don't see you giving up all you own and joining an atheist ashram.

 : a secluded dwelling of a Hindu sage also : the group of disciples instructed there

2 : a religious retreat

Logically, there can be no "atheist ashram"...
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Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #65 on: November 09, 2018, 11:42:21 AM »
I thought this was poems written by trump. I am disappointed.

Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #66 on: November 09, 2018, 12:39:31 PM »
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I thought this was poems written by trump. I am disappointed.

Trump is to poetry,
As starlight is to the bottom of a cave.
Meqning there is no light there.

Not a candle in the dark,
So much as a darkness in the light.

Where there would be voters,
He says let there be not.

If a voter offends thee,
Cast him out.
Especially if the him is a her. 
Or minority, I say they are fake.

All tghe only ones are old might male
Dad told me so when you can't prove
HE gave me money
And said "go forth and lie, cheat, and steal".

Money hidden awy shall protect you my son...
Said the old man in the NYC.

And never say "die". 
Push until the last opponent is ground
Into the dust of the sidewalks you own.
That is Trumpf manliness. 
Let all who walk the sidewalks pay you...

And the son did as told. 
He named the sidewalks and
Made the sefs pay to walk upon them
In the GLORY of the family name.

He abetted the Hessians
When they paid.
And the outerlings of the Steppes.
They paid and smiled at the
Ssssmall pocket change the Trupmf demanded
For his returns on the stage of the world...

And he saw it was GOOD!

Good profit, good attention, good safety from he pitchforks...

Yes, let's be good little Trumpites.
Bow to the Leader.
Goosestep if demanded.
Claim to care about others...

Sig Trump!


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Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #67 on: November 09, 2018, 01:19:59 PM »
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: a secluded dwelling of a Hindu sage also : the group of disciples instructed there

2 : a religious retreat

Logically, there can be no "atheist ashram"...
I don't know, are there any Hindu atheists?

;-)
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #68 on: November 09, 2018, 01:23:47 PM »
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I don't know, are there any Hindu atheists?

;-)

If you knew, you would know we have had a Hindu atheist post here in the past.  Some Buddhists are also atheist.  Western people are like one dimensional people in Flatland.  Not even two dimensional.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #69 on: November 09, 2018, 01:28:33 PM »
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I don't know, are there any Hindu atheists?

;-)

I've seen claims, but the logic is not persuasive.  At the least theistic, Hindus sometimes retreat into not being monotheistic.  I don't consider polytheism vs monotheism a descriptive of atheism.  Theists of any sort are theists; atheists are not.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #70 on: November 09, 2018, 01:32:49 PM »
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I've seen claims, but the logic is not persuasive.  At the least theistic, Hindus sometimes retreat into not being monotheistic.  I don't consider polytheism vs monotheism a descriptive of atheism.  Theists of any sort are theists; atheists are not.

In simplified terms, yes.  But Hinduism has many types, as does Buddhism.  And their notion of deity isn't Abrahamic anyway.  But yes, theist Hindus and Buddhists are like our polytheist ancestors of yore.  If you reduce everything to binary, then take the last step to nihilism ... 00000000000000
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #71 on: November 09, 2018, 01:37:22 PM »
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In simplified terms, yes.  But Hinduism has many types, as does Buddhism.  And their notion of deity isn't Abrahamic anyway.  But yes, theist Hindus and Buddhists are like our polytheist ancestors of yore.  If you reduce everything to binary, then take the last step to nihilism ... 00000000000000

The number of 0s you type is meaningless without a decimal point.  A thousand 0s is the same as one. 
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Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #72 on: November 09, 2018, 01:41:11 PM »
Well, Baruch never did claim to be a mathematician, I guess...
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Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #73 on: November 09, 2018, 01:43:46 PM »
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Well, Baruch never did claim to be a mathematician, I guess...

You're kidding, right?  He always did.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #74 on: November 09, 2018, 06:20:12 PM »
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You're kidding, right?  He always did.

In computer science, each 0 is a place holder.  You don't sum them up.
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