Author Topic: Trump Poems  (Read 5821 times)

Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2018, 12:50:20 AM »
You have to read the ambiguous Wiki entry.  But she at least is a mythical heroine in parts of New York.  Our understanding of the American Revolution comes from Longfellow, not reality.

MY understanding of the causes of the American Revolution come from several years of college courses AND several textbooks I found later.  It seems to me that it was partly a desire to choose local leaders, partly a desire of the land-wealthy/cash-poor Colonists (at the time), partly a desire of the Southern colonists to escape the British law outlawing slavery, and a general desire to remove thuggish British soldiers from the colonists homes.'

One might call it a "Perfect Political Storm".
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #46 on: August 04, 2018, 08:35:20 AM »
MY understanding of the causes of the American Revolution come from several years of college courses AND several textbooks I found later.  It seems to me that it was partly a desire to choose local leaders, partly a desire of the land-wealthy/cash-poor Colonists (at the time), partly a desire of the Southern colonists to escape the British law outlawing slavery, and a general desire to remove thuggish British soldiers from the colonists homes.'

One might call it a "Perfect Political Storm".

Correct.  But they were still ... traitors.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #47 on: August 04, 2018, 08:36:52 AM »
What about her story is a lie (I knowing nothing about her)...?

Her publicity makes her out as a starving Puerto Rican or Dominican from the NYC barrios.  Fortunately she had it better than that.  More like FDR (who never missed a meal in his life either).  Typical spin doctoring.  She may not be the one pushing it, but the lobbyists who hope to make a killing, are.  You say what sells, truth be damned.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #48 on: August 04, 2018, 08:41:33 AM »
Correct.  But they were still ... traitors.

You are only a traitor if you lose.  Which is why Robert Lee and Jefferson Davis and all the Confederate General Officers should have been hanged.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #49 on: August 04, 2018, 08:44:28 AM »
You are only a traitor if you lose.  Which is why Robert Lee and Jefferson Davis and all the Confederate General Officers should have been hanged.

Said like a true Yankee.  Is that why my freedom fighter is your terrorist?  Relative morality much?
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #50 on: August 04, 2018, 08:46:21 AM »
Her publicity makes her out as a starving Puerto Rican or Dominican from the NYC barrios.  Fortunately she had it better than that.  More like FDR (who never missed a meal in his life either).  Typical spin doctoring.  She may not be the one pushing it, but the lobbyists who hope to make a killing, are.  You say what sells, truth be damned.

What bounces off me sticks to you.  OK, sorry, I was trying the Trump style there,  It doesn't come naturally to me... 

FDR never pretended he missed a meal, BTW.  You drag in the strangest  inaccurate connections.  And THAT is Trumpism...
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #51 on: August 04, 2018, 08:56:29 AM »
What bounces off me sticks to you.  OK, sorry, I was trying the Trump style there,  It doesn't come naturally to me... 

FDR never pretended he missed a meal, BTW.  You drag in the strangest  inaccurate connections.  And THAT is Trumpism...

Associative memory and rapid recall.  But not Total Recall.  Stick that in your Schwarzenegger and smoke it.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #52 on: August 04, 2018, 09:00:11 AM »
Associative memory and rapid recall.  But not Total Recall.  Stick that in your Schwarzenegger and smoke it.

Have you considered a Trump job?  You might well fit in at a better salary.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #53 on: August 04, 2018, 09:15:43 AM »
Have you considered a Trump job?  You might well fit in at a better salary.

Sorry not good at creating chaos or lying with a straight face.  Only a voter, not a mover and shaker.  Are you a Salt shaker or a Pepper shaker?
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #54 on: August 04, 2018, 09:19:01 AM »
Sorry not good at creating chaos or lying with a straight face.  Only a voter, not a mover and shaker.  Are you a Salt shaker or a Pepper shaker?

YOU can't lie with a straight face?  No wonder you aren't broadcasting video.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #55 on: August 04, 2018, 09:34:19 AM »
YOU can't lie with a straight face?  No wonder you aren't broadcasting video.

Don't want to make people cry with fright ;-)  No, when I lie, it is with my gay face ;-))
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Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #56 on: August 06, 2018, 12:36:21 AM »
Donald how I love you
Shoot someone I don't care
Kill anyone you dare

We know the news they skew
Along fifth avenue
Your delusions we share



Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2018, 05:33:55 PM »
I'll admit that I hate the man
Doing the best that he can
To reward the rich
Because it's a bitch
Being a rich republican

Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2018, 03:59:55 AM »
They used to say in Congress,
Damn if Nixon would
Just evade his taxes
That would be progress.

And even his own party was
Ready to Impeach him cuz
They had some honor
They could not ignore.

But there Trump stands,
Ignoring all standards,
Laughing at his own Party
Cuz they are cowards
Laying quietly on the Floor.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2018, 05:49:50 AM »
They used to say in Congress,
Damn if Nixon would
Just evade his taxes
That would be progress.

And even his own party was
Ready to Impeach him cuz
They had some honor
They could not ignore.

But there Trump stands,
Ignoring all standards,
Laughing at his own Party
Cuz they are cowards
Laying quietly on the Floor.

Republicans never had any honor.  Just like Democrats.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.