Author Topic: Trump Poems  (Read 204 times)

Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2018, 10:11:21 PM »
Yes, the Democrats elected Trump too, indirectly.  I have as much to thank them as I do the Republicans.
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Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2018, 11:08:30 PM »
I can't write poetry so will share the lyrics of Aimee Mann's song "Can't You Tell?" She wrote the song before the election from the point of view of Trump after he was mocked by Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in 2011.

"Can't You Tell?"

That bastard making fun of me in front of all my peers
Those people think I own this town, you're stripping all my gears
Well guess what Mr. President, I'll be seeing you
In four years

Though on the campaign trail the papers paint me like a clown
Still all I see are crowds who want to fit me for a crown
I point out all my enemies just so my fans
Bring them down

Isn't anybody going to stop me?
I don't want this job
I don't want this job, my god
Can't you tell
I'm unwell

You try to pin me down but you don't really try that hard
I throw out any shit I want and no one trumps that card
So dazzled and distracted by your fantasy
Of Hildegard

Isn't anybody going to stop me?
I don't want this job
I don't want this job, my god
Can't you tell
I'm unwell

You ask about my plan but baby my plan is to win
I wind up all the tops and watch the others keep the spin
You handing me grenades is just compelling me
To pull the pin

Isn't anybody going to stop me?
I don't want this job
I can't do this job, my god
Can't you tell
I'm unwell
“You are the sky. Everything else – it’s just the weather.”

― Pema Chödrön

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2018, 11:20:39 PM »
I'd like to say bingo
But it just seems so trite
To say Uncle Donald
Just isn't too bright

Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2018, 12:09:30 AM »
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Lots of bright folks here
Surely their should be more poems
From people who care

Speeling couwnts...  ;)
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2018, 12:21:19 AM »
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Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
All Mueller's horses and Mueller's men
Wouldn't put Trumpty together again

BECAUSE HE WAS EVIL!!!!!!

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Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2018, 12:29:37 AM »
There once was a fascist named Trump.
When he pooped, he attracted a crowd
To grab a spoonful of the dump
And honor him eating it proud...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2018, 12:36:40 AM »
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Speeling couwnts...  ;)

Stoopid is as stoopid does.

Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2018, 01:14:08 AM »
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Stoopid is as stoopid does.

"Stoopid is as stoopid does."

Yeah...

It's the killing of witches and their cats that caused the rats with their pestilence-ridden fleas to spread around Europe causing the Plague.
It's the burning-at-the-stake of people like Giordano Bruno for supporting the idea that stars were just distant suns.
It is the non-evidentary trial of Galileo Galilei, forcing him into house arrest.
It is the current day refusal of fools to understand that evolution applies to humans.
It is the deniers who claim that humans aren't responsible for modern climate change due to fossil fuel burning because "Only God could affect the whole world".

It is the "stoopid peeple" of the world on your side.
It is the persistence of faithful but unthinking morons who believe in any deity.

Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

 

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