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Trump Poems
« on: July 05, 2018, 11:24:46 PM »
Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
All Mueller's horses and Mueller's men
Couldn't put Trumpty together again

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2018, 02:40:37 AM »
TweedleBama and TweedleHillary
Agreed to create corrupt'in;
For TweedleBama said to TweedleHillary
Blame Trump kissing Ras-Putin.
Just then flew down the mighty "T",
and destroyed their fantasy
Which frightened TweedleBama and TweedleHillary
Oh, how they cried at the party victory.
Evolution, the religion whereby one believes your children more human, and your parents more ape, than you!

Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2018, 06:26:52 AM »
Are you two the same guy?  Ambidextrous trolling?
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Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2018, 07:03:44 AM »
Naw, I just thought this Trump Basher should see the other side of the track.
Evolution, the religion whereby one believes your children more human, and your parents more ape, than you!

Offline Baruch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2018, 07:14:14 AM »
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Naw, I just thought this Trump Basher should see the other side of the track.

There is no common language here (in this topic) and as a South African, it isn't your country.
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Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2018, 02:25:34 PM »
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"Religion – it’s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion."
Jon Stewart
"Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side."
Archie Bunker

Offline SGOS

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2018, 02:51:50 PM »
What???  No poem that rhymes Trump with Rump?  And you call yourself a poet?

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2018, 05:11:30 PM »
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"Religion – it’s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion."
Jon Stewart
"Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side."
Archie Bunker

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2018, 07:27:53 PM »
Haiku:

A fucking moron
Rex Tillerson did declare
That's his words not mine

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2018, 09:57:47 PM »
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TweedleBama and TweedleHillary
Agreed to create corrupt'in;
For TweedleBama said to TweedleHillary
Blame Trump kissing Ras-Putin.
Just then flew down the mighty "T",
and destroyed their fantasy
Which frightened TweedleBama and TweedleHillary
Oh, how they cried at the party victory.

And by the way, this is a seriously pathetic attempt at a poem. 

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2018, 08:07:10 PM »
Lots of bright folks here
Surely their should be more poems
From people who care

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2018, 08:13:58 PM »
Trump is too scary for me to write poetry about. But maybe a good one might be Jabberwocky. Beware the Jabberwock my son!

The opening lines remind me of his word-salad speeches to his base, at his rallies.
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"Religion – it’s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion."
Jon Stewart
"Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side."
Archie Bunker

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2018, 08:35:54 PM »
I fucked up on 'their'
Yes, it was intentional
Best riter ever

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2018, 08:43:11 PM »
My tweets are the best
They're better than all the rest
Said Tina never

Offline Munch

Re: Trump Poems
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2018, 09:01:52 PM »
Trumpity Trump, Trumpity Trump
hit his head and raised a lump
blamed everyone else because he's a pretty shallow character who only got in power because the compitition was nothing special so he was the only option for some.
Trumpity Trump, Trumpity Trump

 

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