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Started by ferdmonger, July 01, 2018, 10:41:01 PM

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Baruch

Quote from: ferdmonger on July 06, 2018, 06:54:58 PM
Trump rules nothing.  Understands nothing.  Is nothing... other than a wart on the ass of the American people.

I am not a Trump 'hater'.  I am a hater of incompetence.  A hater of nonsense masquerading as leadership.

So you don't like any of the Presidents since Eisenhower?
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

ferdmonger

You can lead me to water and I may drink.

Why start with Eisenhower?  FDR?  Jefferson? 


Baruch

Quote from: ferdmonger on July 06, 2018, 08:34:49 PM
You can lead me to water and I may drink.

Why start with Eisenhower?  FDR?  Jefferson?

Well, depends on how old you are.  Many of us here were born during the WH of Eisenhower or Truman.  Yes, we are that old.

Any WH that happened from the time you were born, or from the time you became a teen ... you might be qualified to know something about.

Not too many people here have personal history with FDR or Jefferson.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

ferdmonger

Jefferson was a close and personal friend of mine.  Tried to talk him out of that whole 'Louisiana Purchase' thing, but the stubborn bastard wouldn't listen.

Guess he was right, but who knew?

Baruch

Quote from: ferdmonger on July 06, 2018, 09:28:26 PM
Jefferson was a close and personal friend of mine.  Tried to talk him out of that whole 'Louisiana Purchase' thing, but the stubborn bastard wouldn't listen.

Guess he was right, but who knew?

Well, smarter than Seward ;-)  With Louisiana Purchase you get Starbucks in Seattle ;-)  With Alaska you get eaten by Kodiak bears.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

ferdmonger

Death by bear has to be nasty.  They don't care about the screaming, only the tenderloins.

Shitty way to die, but ultimately, probably better the death by wild dogs. 

Baruch

Quote from: ferdmonger on July 08, 2018, 07:13:27 PM
Death by bear has to be nasty.  They don't care about the screaming, only the tenderloins.

Shitty way to die, but ultimately, probably better the death by wild dogs.

Well I have seen two nature programs, one where a teen nearly got his face bitten off by a wild dog (in Canada) and another where a mother bear basically tore up a man who couldn't get high enough in the tree.  Seems the wolf was a rogue, not with the pack ... wasn't getting regular meals.  That damn bear mother was single minded, wouldn't leave even though her cub was safe.  I hear too, in Glaciar National Park (lots of bears) it is bad to be menstruating .. it attracts bears ;-(
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

ferdmonger

Actually heard about a film where a couple went to film grizzly bears.  Things went well until they didn't.

The camera stopped filming, but the screaming went on for six minutes.  Fuck.

Unbeliever

I've been to Glacier Nat'l Park twice, but saw only bear tracks - made lots of noise when hiking, so as not to surprise them.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

ferdmonger

I'm an amoeba!  Great galloping fuck-monkeys, this is fun. 

Unbeliever

I expect you'll evolve quickly, so have fun! ;-)
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

ferdmonger

(Your Lily Tomlin quote is killer.)

Cavebear

Quote from: Mousetrap on July 06, 2018, 05:47:29 AM
And they went extinct with all their intellect.
However, Thump rules!
:cool:

Trilobites having "all their intellect"?  Apparently we have a new ignorant fool in our midst.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Baruch

Quote from: ferdmonger on July 08, 2018, 07:49:04 PM
I'm an amoeba!  Great galloping fuck-monkeys, this is fun.

To become a paramecium your posts have to be cilia ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.