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Started by fencerider, May 28, 2018, 04:35:50 PM

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Cavebear

Quote from: Unbeliever on May 29, 2018, 02:34:08 PM
Would you include limericks as jokes? I know some of those that don't humiliate anyone.

For example:

There was a young lady named Bright
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.

Well, that's more a really short story.

But I could counter with  -

There was a young lady of Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

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Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on May 29, 2018, 02:40:01 PM
Well, that's more a really short story.

But I could counter with  -

There was a young lady of Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

;

Sorry no tigers in Niger.  Probably originally a joke about the Brits in India.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.