Author Topic: a call to 911  (Read 1222 times)

Offline Cavebear

Re: a call to 911
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2018, 02:40:01 PM »
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Would you include limericks as jokes? I know some of those that don't humiliate anyone.

For example:

There was a young lady named Bright
 Whose speed was far faster than light;
 She set out one day
 In a relative way
 And returned on the previous night.

Well, that's more a really short story.

But I could counter with  -

There was a young lady of Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

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Offline Baruch

Re: a call to 911
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2018, 07:47:14 PM »
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Well, that's more a really short story.

But I could counter with  -

There was a young lady of Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

;

Sorry no tigers in Niger.  Probably originally a joke about the Brits in India.
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