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A cat will not walk over the Quran.

Started by pr126, May 17, 2018, 12:35:46 PM

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pr126


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBwvPJa0HPE

That's is not a real Quran!

That's not a real cat!

LOL.

The comments are funny.


Unbeliever

As soon as he held the book in his infidel hands it ceased to be a Q'uran.  :evil:
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gilgamesh

The amount of butthurt mudslimes in the comments is astounding.

Blackleaf

Well, obviously the cat is a dirty atheist. If he had a good Muslim cat, it would never walk on the Quran. Instead, the cat would slap him in the face for daring to put the Holy Book (which it could totally read) on the floor.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

trdsf

Quote from: Unbeliever on May 18, 2018, 01:27:44 PM
Can a divine feline be an atheist?
My cat seems pretty well convinced she's a goddess...
"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total, and I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan

Cavebear

Quote from: trdsf on May 18, 2018, 03:42:55 PM
My cat seems pretty well convinced she's a goddess...

!.  As soon as the cat walked, all was holey! 
2.  That wasn't a real cat.  It was cat only PRETENDING to be a cat.
3.  The cat may or may not have been there.
4.  The cat was "oh look, NIP".
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Cavebear

I asked one of my cat's if they wanted to be renamed 'Schrödinger"and he wasn't certain about that.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

aitm

14 minutes? I ain't got time fer that shit!
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Cavebear

Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 18, 2018, 06:53:05 AM
The amount of butthurt mudslimes in the comments is astounding.

But are gentle head-buttings OK?  And suppose they came from a cat?
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Munch

Quote from: Cavebear on May 19, 2018, 06:10:03 PM
But are gentle head-buttings OK?  And suppose they came from a cat?

nothing judges truer then a cat. If they disapprove, their shit in your shoe.

Ironically, my brothers cat showed his affection to me by rubbing his face all over my shoes.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

trdsf

Quote from: Munch on May 20, 2018, 07:59:42 AM
nothing judges truer then a cat. If they disapprove, their shit in your shoe.

Ironically, my brothers cat showed his affection to me by rubbing his face all over my shoes.
I know my cat is a brilliant judge of character.  She adopted me, after all.  :D
"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total, and I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan

Cavebear

Quote from: trdsf on May 20, 2018, 12:14:51 PM
I know my cat is a brilliant judge of character.  She adopted me, after all.  :D

My cats follow me through the house.  And not for food.  I do interesting things.  I reach into one pocket and toss a toy rattley mice.  From another, I produce nip leafs...Sometimes I toss crunchies...  They never know. 

And outside, I stomp down mole tunnels until one (mole or vole) is forced out.  And they know where to wait...  One less vole or mole...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!