Author Topic: A cat will not walk over the Quran.  (Read 934 times)

Offline pr126

A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« on: May 17, 2018, 12:35:46 PM »

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That's is not a real Quran!

That's not a real cat!

LOL.

The comments are funny.

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 - Joseph Goebbels

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Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2018, 01:56:45 PM »
As soon as he held the book in his infidel hands it ceased to be a Q'uran.  :evil:
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"In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate."
Isaac Asimov

Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2018, 06:53:05 AM »
The amount of butthurt mudslimes in the comments is astounding.

Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2018, 12:07:56 PM »
Well, obviously the cat is a dirty atheist. If he had a good Muslim cat, it would never walk on the Quran. Instead, the cat would slap him in the face for daring to put the Holy Book (which it could totally read) on the floor.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2018, 01:27:44 PM »
Can a divine feline be an atheist?
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Isaac Asimov

Offline trdsf

Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2018, 03:42:55 PM »
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Can a divine feline be an atheist?
My cat seems pretty well convinced she's a goddess...
Sir Terry Pratchett, on being told about the theory that the universe is a computer simulation: "If we all get out and in again, would it start to work properly this time?"

Offline Cavebear

Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2018, 05:31:16 PM »
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My cat seems pretty well convinced she's a goddess...

!.  As soon as the cat walked, all was holey! 
2.  That wasn't a real cat.  It was cat only PRETENDING to be a cat.
3.  The cat may or may not have been there.
4.  The cat was "oh look, NIP".
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Offline Cavebear

Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2018, 05:35:33 PM »
I asked one of my cat's if they wanted to be renamed 'Schrödinger"and he wasn't certain about that.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Offline aitm

Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2018, 06:01:37 PM »
14 minutes? I ain't got time fer that shit!
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Offline Cavebear

Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2018, 06:10:03 PM »
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The amount of butthurt mudslimes in the comments is astounding.

But are gentle head-buttings OK?  And suppose they came from a cat?
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Online Munch

Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2018, 07:59:42 AM »
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But are gentle head-buttings OK?  And suppose they came from a cat?

nothing judges truer then a cat. If they disapprove, their shit in your shoe.

Ironically, my brothers cat showed his affection to me by rubbing his face all over my shoes.

Offline trdsf

Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2018, 12:14:51 PM »
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nothing judges truer then a cat. If they disapprove, their shit in your shoe.

Ironically, my brothers cat showed his affection to me by rubbing his face all over my shoes.
I know my cat is a brilliant judge of character.  She adopted me, after all.  :D
Sir Terry Pratchett, on being told about the theory that the universe is a computer simulation: "If we all get out and in again, would it start to work properly this time?"

Offline Cavebear

Re: A cat will not walk over the Quran.
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2018, 05:06:28 AM »
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I know my cat is a brilliant judge of character.  She adopted me, after all.  :D

My cats follow me through the house.  And not for food.  I do interesting things.  I reach into one pocket and toss a toy rattley mice.  From another, I produce nip leafs...Sometimes I toss crunchies...  They never know. 

And outside, I stomp down mole tunnels until one (mole or vole) is forced out.  And they know where to wait...  One less vole or mole...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

 

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