Author Topic: Reading the Bible literally or literately  (Read 297 times)

Re: Reading the Bible literally or literately
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2018, 02:03:47 PM »
Oh, good - everyone knows God loves the smell of cooking meat.
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Re: Reading the Bible literally or literately
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2018, 05:25:10 PM »
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Oh, good - everyone knows God loves the smell of cooking meat.

Well, if its bacon...
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Re: Reading the Bible literally or literately
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2018, 05:52:15 PM »
He also likes the smell burning of long pig, that's why there were so many autos-da-fe back in the day.
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“There are priests who carry out exorcisms on their mobile phones. That’s possible thanks to Jesus”
Cardinal Ernest Simoni
“Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom”
Arthur Schopenhauer

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Re: Reading the Bible literally or literately
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2018, 05:58:35 PM »
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He also likes the smell burning of long pig, that's why there were so many autos-da-fe back in the day.

Auto-de-whew?.  That's like long pig stew, right?  A little garlic, a stone, a carrot...  pretty soon you have a good soup for granny.  Wait, where's Granny?

Granny  "I'm not dead yet"...

THUMP!
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