Christian talk show host: Masturbation is gay

[Baruch]

Yeah, but it's your dick.  If it was some other guy's dick, then yeah, that's pretty gay.  Unless you're practicing for straight sex.  That doesn't count, right guys?  Asking for a friend...

Back in the day, if you were a kid, playing doctor, then no, it isn't pedophilia.  But sex-phobia by the Puritan horde has demonized everything.  Not saying an adult and a kid, but two kids ... pre-puberty.  Puberty puts and end to that if a girl is involved.  If you are two adults, it isn't practical education you are needing.  Perhaps acceptance and intimacy.

[GSOgymrat]

When my mother was dying of cancer I had to clean her after she soiled her diaper. I guess Coach Dave would say I've had sex with my mother. Evangelicals worry about what God will think, Humanists just get the job done.

[Jason78]

How does this explain bisexuals then?     Are they only holding half of it?

[Baruch]

How does this explain bisexuals then?     Are they only holding half of it?

Bi people .. don't know if they are cuming or going ;-)

[Hydra009]

How does this explain bisexuals then?     Are they only holding half of it?

It pushes them over into fullgay territory.

[Cavebear]

Hell, some religious folks think that any kind of pleasure at all is horribly sinful - dancing, music, food. As a Southern Baptist I was forbidden from dancing when I was a kid. Still don't know how, when I dance I look like Gomez Addams trying to dance.

Yes.  A "Puritan is a person who is afraid that someone, somewhere, is happy".  I came from a long line of deliriously unhappy people happy in the unhappiness of themselves and others and probably feared that their happiness in the unhappiness of others would surely send them to Hell.  It was their certain road to God!  Today we call them "Republicans".

[Unbeliever]

Today we call them "Republicans".

Well, among other things...

[Cavebear]

Well, among other things...

Well, yes, I have other names for them too, but not as polite.  "idiots, morons, dumb-asses, and really stupid dumb-asses" come to mind.  But as far as I can tell, "Republican" encompasses all those.

And I say that recognizing that some Democrats are  "idiots, morons, dumb-asses, and really stupid dumb-asses" as well...  It is just that the "idiots, morons, dumb-asses, and really stupid dumb-asses" Republicans seem to outnumber the Democratic ones 3-1.  And if any Republican out there wants to get competitive, OK 4-1.   You win...