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Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« on: June 18, 2013, 01:01:52 AM »
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Offline the_antithesis

Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2013, 01:53:58 AM »
If the fetus is masturbating, doesn't that mean it should be killed because it is sinful?

Offline Hydra009

Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2013, 02:16:30 AM »
Painfully obvious, but I feel the need to point it out anyway:  a fetus having his hands on his junk =/= masturbation

Online Shiranu

Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2013, 03:07:50 AM »
Is it too late to abort Mr. Burgess?

Offline DunkleSeele

Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2013, 04:54:42 AM »
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Is it too late to abort Mr. Burgess?
It's never too late.

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2013, 07:21:53 AM »
Well it's just a matter of time till he introduces the fetus porn video.. FETUSES GONE WILD! Watch as these little fetus go wild drinking mommy's booze straight from the umbilical cord showing off... just buy the fucking video.
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Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2013, 08:14:16 AM »
:wtf:

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Offline Solitary

Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2013, 12:47:30 PM »
Why is it that everyone that speaks against abortion are evidence it should be done by their lack of sound reasoning?  :shock:  :rollin: Solitary
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Offline Solitary

Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2013, 01:12:37 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login   Notice how tiny a fetus is. There has to be a time in its development that it becomes aware. And far as I know the law prevents an abortion after that time unless the mothers life is in danger. To think that an egg fertilized is a baby is ridiculous. It is also ridiculous to think that a fetus that doesn't have a heartbeat is a baby. When does a fetus become a baby?

 The Church originally said it wasn't until God breathed life into at birth. I think the way the law stands on it is correct. How many children are aborted illegally and the mother and child both die? This is a moral issue that should be private between a mother and her unborn child and not forced by religious dogma. We have millions of babies and children in the world that are human beings that are starving to death because the Church is against birth control that would prevent abortions.  :roll:  Solitary
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Offline SGOS

Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2013, 01:25:51 PM »
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I'm not sure why the fetus might have his hand between his legs.  More likely it's just a reflex of grabbing on to something the way a baby tightens its grasp on your fingers.  It's been a long time ago now, but I can't remember feeling anything special in my penis until I was nearing puberty.  I just remember it being a thing for excreting urine.  I didn't give it much thought.  I probably touched it as matter of curiosity, but I really had little idea of the pleasure it would one day give me.  I think it's a leap of logic to assume this is a pleasure thing for a fetus.  Where to politicians come up with this stuff?  Do they bother to think these things through, or are they strategically playing to their audience?

Offline Colanth

Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2013, 05:10:18 PM »
Quote from: "Hydra009"
Painfully obvious, but I feel the need to point it out anyway:  a fetus having his hands on his junk =/= masturbation
Nor does it equal feeling.  The palmar reflex is just that - a reflex.  It's genetic - anthropoids born without it died in infancy.  It has nothing to do with being able to experience pain or pleasure.

But let's not allow reality to get in the way of religious idiocy.
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Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2013, 05:14:25 PM »
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Quote from: "Hydra009"
Painfully obvious, but I feel the need to point it out anyway:  a fetus having his hands on his junk =/= masturbation
Nor does it equal feeling.  The palmar reflex is just that - a reflex.  It's genetic - anthropoids born without it died in infancy.  It has nothing to do with being able to experience pain or pleasure.

But let's not allow reality to get in the way of religious idiocy.


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Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2013, 10:48:23 AM »
Of course it's no surprise this comes from Texas, y'all... In fact, impinging on the privacy of a masturbating fetus is #308 in The Rick Copeland's forthcoming book "2000 Ways to Mess With Texas".

It seems he's jealous of philosopher-retard Lou-uh Gohmert and has decided to one up the master. If the master is indeed the now the student then Lou-uh's going to have to come up with something better than Al Qaida guys coming across the border disguised as illegal Mexicans...

Thanks for making Mike Lee and Jason Chafetz look good... Or at least better...

Question: Why don't female fetuses diddle themselves? Oh, that's right. Women don't do that kind of thing...
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Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2013, 10:52:01 AM »
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Is it too late to abort Mr. Burgess?

He do be from Texas,y'all,  and they do love death row. That would be a retroactive abortion, correct?
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Re: Abortion should be banned because fetuses masturbate
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2013, 09:50:26 AM »
I'll have to remember that argument if I am ever on death row in Texas. "You can't kill me! I masturbate! Here watch..."
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