Author Topic: New bipartisan political party system in the US: Over and Under.  (Read 1121 times)

Offline SGOS

Re: New bipartisan political party system in the US: Over and Under.
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2018, 05:28:05 AM »
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Let me put in one word for under: if you're a cat owner, 'under' is usually less tempting and/or less easy to get at for the Feline Overlord(s).

That said, I do neither since the roll holder in my bathroom is awkwardly placed, so I stand the roll on the shelf near the toilet (and completely out of the Feline Overlady's range).  No, I can't move it, I rent.
I have an oddly designed upstairs bath room with no convenient place to put the TP holder unless you are a contortionist or a gorilla with 10' long arms.  So I just set the roll on the vanity next to the toilet.  For years I promised myself I would buy a toilet paper dispenser and hang it somewhere like you are supposed to.  But then I would be faced with the problem day after day.  When I needed a wad of TP, I would have to stand up and shuffle delicately across the room.  That's disgusting.

Now I'm not completely anti TP holder.  In some situations, they make sense, especially when the toilet is located near an obvious place to install it.  But half the time the holder is just a matter of tradition.  It's just a chrome plated bobble about as useful as a nose ring.

In fact, I've considered removing the holder downstairs because the only available place to hang it is on a wall that is right over the heat duct in the floor.  You can imagine how the draft unravels the TP when you're not in the room?  It's worse than a cat.  I keep a magazine handy to lay over the duct.  This gives the room kind of a careless casual look so guests will think I'm an avid reader, but it's really to keep the toilet paper from unraveling.
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Re: New bipartisan political party system in the US: Over and Under.
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2018, 11:17:06 AM »
We have a very small bathroom in which a wall tp hanger just does not fit.  So we go an iron holder that sits on the sink counter and can hold three rolls--works well since it is movable.
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Re: New bipartisan political party system in the US: Over and Under.
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2018, 01:43:34 PM »
Who needs toilet paper? Real men use corn cobs!
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Re: New bipartisan political party system in the US: Over and Under.
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2018, 02:16:53 PM »
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Who needs toilet paper? Real men use corn cobs!

peasants use corn cobs! Royalty uses Swan necks! Tally Hoo!

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Re: New bipartisan political party system in the US: Over and Under.
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2018, 02:19:16 PM »
Oh, I thought royalty used rabbit's feet, and that's why they were considered such good luck.
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Offline Baruch

Re: New bipartisan political party system in the US: Over and Under.
« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2018, 06:50:46 PM »
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Who needs toilet paper? Real men use corn cobs!

Before or after you use them to smoke tobacco with?
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Re: New bipartisan political party system in the US: Over and Under.
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2018, 08:16:39 PM »
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I always suspected you were a Lilliputian.  On the Internet, nobody can see that you are only one inch tall.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: New bipartisan political party system in the US: Over and Under.
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2018, 01:30:44 AM »
Sideways will always be a minority vote.  A waste of time of waste...
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Re: New bipartisan political party system in the US: Over and Under.
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2018, 05:10:26 AM »
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Sideways will always be a minority vote.  A waste of time of waste...

I would rather be right, than with the majority or even a plurality.  The common man is always wrong, because common sense is an oxymoron.
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Re: New bipartisan political party system in the US: Over and Under.
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2018, 11:30:51 AM »
I have to go Under because I own multiple felines.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: New bipartisan political party system in the US: Over and Under.
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2018, 01:40:04 PM »
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I have an oddly designed upstairs bath room with no convenient place to put the TP holder unless you are a contortionist or a gorilla with 10' long arms.  So I just set the roll on the vanity next to the toilet.  For years I promised myself I would buy a toilet paper dispenser and hang it somewhere like you are supposed to.  But then I would be faced with the problem day after day.  When I needed a wad of TP, I would have to stand up and shuffle delicately across the room.  That's disgusting.

Now I'm not completely anti TP holder.  In some situations, they make sense, especially when the toilet is located near an obvious place to install it.  But half the time the holder is just a matter of tradition.  It's just a chrome plated bobble about as useful as a nose ring.



In fact, I've considered removing the holder downstairs because the only available place to hang it is on a wall that is right over the heat duct in the floor.  You can imagine how the draft unravels the TP when you're not in the room?  It's worse than a cat.  I keep a magazine handy to lay over the duct.  This gives the room kind of a careless casual look so guests will think I'm an avid reader, but it's really to keep the toilet paper from unraveling.

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