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Started by Mr.Obvious, February 20, 2018, 06:09:01 PM

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Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on March 05, 2018, 05:20:17 PM
The non-existent from the non-atheist?  OK, would you rather have a great house on the tiny spot of land or an average one on a couple acres?

Great house on a tiny spot of land .. quality is everything, with cats and cat lovers.  Dogs require more room to roam however.  Dog lovers and dogs should choose the larger parcel.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

Quote from: Draconic Aiur on March 05, 2018, 06:21:30 PM
Not that kind of Devil. More like a combination of Lelouch from Code Geass and Hei from Darker than Black.

Keep putting would your rathers

Would you rather write a 20 page paper on the cause of the hundred year war with reading and getting info from 8 non fiction historical books or write a 20 page paper on gender roles  in the dark ages and read and get info from 8 books?

I love reading and history, so the first please.  Any present day gender role paper would be virtue signaling about people who died 500 years ago.

I meant to imply .. would you rather be a succubi or an incubi?
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Draconic Aiur

Quote from: Baruch on March 05, 2018, 10:39:20 PM
I love reading and history, so the first please.  Any present day gender role paper would be virtue signaling about people who died 500 years ago.

I meant to imply .. would you rather be a succubi or an incubi?

The succubus at this point in my life.

Would you rather die by sex or die by eating a bacon mountain.

Baruch

Quote from: Draconic Aiur on March 05, 2018, 11:10:36 PM
The succubus at this point in my life.

Would you rather die by sex or die by eating a bacon mountain.

Kabbalist are pro sex, so death by sex.

Would you rather make a tray of cupcakes for yourself, or be a famous restaurant chef being chewed out by Gordon Ramsey?
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

GSOgymrat

Quote from: Baruch on March 05, 2018, 11:15:38 PM
Would you rather make a tray of cupcakes for yourself, or be a famous restaurant chef being chewed out by Gordon Ramsey?

I love cupcakes and eschew fame, so cupcakes all the way.

For the next year you can only listen to one genre of music. Would you choose:

A. Jazz
B. Folk

Munch

Quote from: GSOgymrat on March 06, 2018, 08:40:38 AM
I love cupcakes and eschew fame, so cupcakes all the way.

For the next year you can only listen to one genre of music. Would you choose:

A. Jazz
B. Folk

if its Dolly Parton I'd go folk.

you commit a crime, and your punishment is either

A: left on a desert island much like tom hanks in cast away.
B: in a maximum security prison with some very rapey other prisoners.

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

GSOgymrat

As a kid, I read My Side of the Mountain about a boy who runs away to live independently in the woods and I've always fantasied of living alone off the grid. Being stuck in a place where I have no privacy and have to interact with people, convicts or not, would be terrible. Sign me up for the island.

Would you rather date someone who was:

A. passionate, exciting, sexy and prone to sexual indiscretion, or
B. taciturn, predictable, average looking and devoted.

Blackleaf

Quote from: GSOgymrat on March 06, 2018, 10:01:53 AM
As a kid, I read My Side of the Mountain about a boy who runs away to live independently in the woods and I've always fantasied of living alone off the grid. Being stuck in a place where I have no privacy and have to interact with people, convicts or not, would be terrible. Sign me up for the island.

Would you rather date someone who was:

A. passionate, exciting, sexy and prone to sexual indiscretion, or
B. taciturn, predictable, average looking and devoted.

I wouldn't date A. Someone like that might be friend-with-benefits material, but when I date someone, I look for someone I can have a long term relationship with. So I'd go with B.

If you learned that you were living in the Matrix, and Morpheus offered you the two pills, would you rather take:

     A. The red pill, learning the unfortunate truth about reality.

     B. The blue pill, forgetting all about the Matrix and living the rest of your life in blissful ignorance?
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Munch

Ah this old one, well I'm already a cynic so wouldn't be able to get up each day wondering the truth of everything and everyone, so I'd go A and take the red pill.

Would you rather:

A: eat the same bland meals every day for the rest of your life, knowing exactly what goes into it with no change.
B: Eat meals from a random person cooking them for you, not knowing anything about the product and living by chance.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Baruch

Quote from: Munch on March 06, 2018, 10:52:35 AM
Ah this old one, well I'm already a cynic so wouldn't be able to get up each day wondering the truth of everything and everyone, so I'd go A and take the red pill.

Would you rather:

A: eat the same bland meals every day for the rest of your life, knowing exactly what goes into it with no change.
B: Eat meals from a random person cooking them for you, not knowing anything about the product and living by chance.

I have to diet now, so I have to choose A.

Would you rather have a McDonald's Big Mac meal or a Kentucky Fried Chicken 3-piece dinner?
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Blackleaf

Quote from: Baruch on March 06, 2018, 12:26:24 PM
I have to diet now, so I have to choose A.

Would you rather have a McDonald's Big Mac meal or a Kentucky Fried Chicken 3-piece dinner?

You and the wife can't decide on lunch, eh? Personally, I'd go with the latter, but good luck with that.

Would you rather:

     A. Have Rick's portal gun to travel dimensions with from "Rick and Morty."

     B. Have the time traveling car from "Back to the Future?"
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Munch

Quote from: Blackleaf on March 06, 2018, 12:47:01 PM
You and the wife can't decide on lunch, eh? Personally, I'd go with the latter, but good luck with that.

Would you rather:

     A. Have Rick's portal gun to travel dimensions with from "Rick and Morty."

     B. Have the time traveling car from "Back to the Future?"

the portal gun, since jumping though dimensions sounds less damaging then time travel, easier to use, and you'd be taking if from a complete lunatic.

Would you rather:

A: Be stuck in a parallel world where everyones naked all the time
B: Be stuck in a parallel world where its always cold and snowing.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Draconic Aiur

B, some bodies are ugly, some bodies invoke jealousy, some bodies invoke ccheating and rape

Would you rather be a vampire or a lycan?

Munch

Quote from: Draconic Aiur on March 06, 2018, 07:30:16 PM
B, some bodies are ugly, some bodies invoke jealousy, some bodies invoke ccheating and rape

Would you rather be a vampire or a lycan?

Lycan, since if I was a werewolf that had no control of my feral nature I could set up a way to contain myself.

Would you rather:

A: have a powerful upper body but weak frail legs
B: powerful athletic legs but weak and frail upper body
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Baruch

Quote from: Munch on March 06, 2018, 07:45:43 PM
Lycan, since if I was a werewolf that had no control of my feral nature I could set up a way to contain myself.

Would you rather:

A: have a powerful upper body but weak frail legs
B: powerful athletic legs but weak and frail upper body

Based on senior citizen problems, legs are essential ... so strong legs please.

Would you rather:

A: Learn a dead language where you have nobody to speak to, or talk back to you
B: Learn French, where if you speak to them, they want you to stop already
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.