Author Topic: I am new.  (Read 2005 times)

I am new.
« on: February 19, 2018, 02:55:35 AM »
Hello!  Just saying hi!

Online Cavebear

Re: I am new.
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2018, 02:57:52 AM »
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Hello!  Just saying hi!

Greeting!  Tell us about why you are an atheist. 
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Offline Sal1981

Re: I am new.
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2018, 05:10:05 AM »
OP didn't specify they're atheist though ...

Welcome all the same.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool" --- Richard P. Feynman

Online Baruch

Re: I am new.
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2018, 06:31:07 AM »
Welcome also.
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Online Cavebear

Re: I am new.
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2018, 08:42:32 AM »
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OP didn't specify they're atheist though ...

Welcome all the same.

I know.  But I'm willing to let a newbie declare.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: I am new.
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2018, 12:37:07 PM »
Welkom.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, requesting 69 last night.

Online aitm

Re: I am new.
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2018, 01:14:45 PM »
I am all atwitter.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Offline SGOS

Re: I am new.
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2018, 03:02:29 PM »
Maybe the newbies would hang around longer if some staff member didn't hang that "Primoridial ooze" label on them right away.  :smiley:
« Last Edit: February 20, 2018, 03:04:05 PM by SGOS »

Re: I am new.
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2018, 03:28:30 PM »
Maybe, in some cases, "primordial booze" would be more appropriate?
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Online aitm

Re: I am new.
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2018, 05:12:46 PM »
Primordial ooze is the default for newbies.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: I am new.
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2018, 05:13:38 PM »
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Maybe the newbies would hang around longer if some staff member didn't hang that "Primoridial ooze" label on them right away.  :smiley:

I was ooze for the first half year here, or something. Took me ages to become plankton or whatever the seconds step is . Let others feel my pain.

Still just a mollusk...
« Last Edit: February 20, 2018, 05:15:23 PM by Mr.Obvious »
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, requesting 69 last night.

Online Baruch

Re: I am new.
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2018, 06:09:43 PM »
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I was ooze for the first half year here, or something. Took me ages to become plankton or whatever the seconds step is . Let others feel my pain.

Still just a mollusk...

Yes, you are a hard case ;-)
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Offline SGOS

Re: I am new.
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2018, 06:20:02 PM »
Don't get me wrong.  I have great respect for the primordial ooze, from which we all sprang forth, first in monster form, and then finally into cats and dogs who selectively bred the first Homo Habilis into present day humans, so we could feed them.  Habilis wasn't the brightest spoon in the drawer, but I'm sure he had his heart in the right place, and he was somewhat trainable, something which the dogs and cats could easily exploit.

Re: I am new.
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2018, 11:22:42 PM »
I assume that most of the default titles are in order of when they evolved. Exceptions including 420 and 666, which are weed and the devil respectively.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

Re: I am new.
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2018, 12:01:08 AM »
Well, Nell, welcome.  Why are you a believer?
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

 

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