Author Topic: Here's some funny shizznick!  (Read 240 times)

Offline ƵenKlassen (OP)

Here's some funny shizznick!
« on: December 21, 2017, 12:26:27 AM »
Okay, here's my first joke:

Me: What did the black man get after sex?

Other Person: What?

Me: 15 to life...


Here's another joke:

Me: What do you say to a black person on a bike?

Other Person: What do you say?

Me: Hey! That's my bike!


Anyways, what do you think of my jokes?
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Offline pr126

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2017, 12:59:37 AM »
Trigger warnings?
“True Ignorance is not the absence of knowledge but the refusal to acquire it.” - Karl Popper

“It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled”  - Mark Twain

Offline Shiranu

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2017, 01:00:38 AM »
"When glass breaks it is possible to put the pieces back together, but a heart once broken cannot be pieced together again. The suffering of man is immense, and only in love can relief be found from that suffering."  -
Allahi Allah, traditional Pakistani folk song

Offline pr126

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2017, 01:45:50 AM »
“True Ignorance is not the absence of knowledge but the refusal to acquire it.” - Karl Popper

“It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled”  - Mark Twain

Offline Baruch

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2017, 02:29:22 AM »
Ethnic humor is a no-no.  We are all Swedes, all blonde, all frigid women.  So no Swedish jokes, no blonde jokes, no misogyny.
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Offline Shiranu

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2017, 03:55:20 AM »
Want to hear another funny joke?

White people who think they created civilization.

Knee slapper, fam.
"When glass breaks it is possible to put the pieces back together, but a heart once broken cannot be pieced together again. The suffering of man is immense, and only in love can relief be found from that suffering."  -
Allahi Allah, traditional Pakistani folk song

Offline Baruch

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2017, 07:02:55 AM »
Want to hear another funny joke?

White people who think they created civilization.

Knee slapper, fam.

They have short term memory loss.  At most their memory goes back 200 years ;-)  On the other hand, Kilo Ren is right some times, some old things we really do need to forget.

Most people didn't invent anything, including civilization.  Most of us are freeloaders on the inventions and labor of others.  Our attitude should be gratitude, not arrogance.  Here is to George Boole, who invented Boolean logic, central to computing today!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Boole

He happened to be male, happened to be White, happened to be British ... but what counted was ... he was one smart dude.  And of course his work was built on that of other smart people (yes, women do math too) going back thousands of years.  Most importantly the Indians who invented "arabic" numerals and Aristotle.  He died when he was only 49.  So many brilliant people have been cut off while still full of potential.  For a larger perspective ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_logic#Rise_of_modern_logic

It started independently in India, China and Greece.  It develops into, among other things, computability theory today (see Alan Turing).

Here is a contemporary practitioner of modern logic ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saul_Kripke ... I agree with his personal position regarding religion and philosophy.

Traditional logic is still in use ... by doctors and lawyers.  Computability theory isn't something of use to them.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2017, 07:22:54 AM by Baruch »
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Offline aitm

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2017, 05:51:57 PM »
Okay, here's my first joke:

Me: What did the black man get after sex?

Other Person: What?

Me: 15 to life...


Here's another joke:

Me: What do you say to a black person on a bike?

Other Person: What do you say?

Me: Hey! That's my bike!


Anyways, what do you think of my jokes?

See now you go and do shit and get on the radar.  Be seeing you.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2017, 06:03:11 PM »
Okay, here's my first joke:

Me: What did the black man get after sex?

Other Person: What?

Me: 15 to life...


Here's another joke:

Me: What do you say to a black person on a bike?

Other Person: What do you say?

Me: Hey! That's my bike!


Anyways, what do you think of my jokes?
The only joke here is you.  And you are not a funny joke, just a stupid, vapid, empty-headed excuse of a creature; you don't even quite measure up to be a human.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2017, 06:05:24 PM »
I don't think that jokes about race should be off limits, but you should be careful who you share them with. Some people are kinda rabbid about that. That said, I don't find these funny, although the second one reminds me of an old meme from ten years ago...

"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2017, 05:30:40 PM »
Not my brand of humor, actually.



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Jesus on toast, Allah on an egg - all we need now is Moses in the orange juice and we have a crazy balanced breakfast.

Offline Shiranu

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2017, 05:51:22 PM »
I agree with Blackleaf that jokes about race shouldn't be off-limits; I enjoy "racist" jokes as much as the next guy.

For me the problem lies in a self-proclaimed racist making said jokes. Jew jokes? Funny. Jew jokes coming from a neo-Nazi? Suddenly not as funny. Same principle.
"When glass breaks it is possible to put the pieces back together, but a heart once broken cannot be pieced together again. The suffering of man is immense, and only in love can relief be found from that suffering."  -
Allahi Allah, traditional Pakistani folk song

Offline Baruch

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2017, 06:47:49 PM »
I agree with Blackleaf that jokes about race shouldn't be off-limits; I enjoy "racist" jokes as much as the next guy.

For me the problem lies in a self-proclaimed racist making said jokes. Jew jokes? Funny. Jew jokes coming from a neo-Nazi? Suddenly not as funny. Same principle.

Can't we all get along? ... Probably not.
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Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2017, 06:01:21 PM »
I agree with Blackleaf that jokes about race shouldn't be off-limits; I enjoy "racist" jokes as much as the next guy.

For me the problem lies in a self-proclaimed racist making said jokes. Jew jokes? Funny. Jew jokes coming from a neo-Nazi? Suddenly not as funny. Same principle.

Did ZenKlassen proclaim himself to be a racist or is this just a general thought on the subject?
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Offline Shiranu

Re: Here's some funny shizznick!
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2017, 06:07:39 PM »
Did ZenKlassen proclaim himself to be a racist or is this just a general thought on the subject?

Yah. Check out his creativity thread, it's a religion based on white supremacy, who's founder is who he is named after.


I still wonder if the reason he never answered was because I am of an inferiour race, and he isn't allowed to interact with us... I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he hasn't posted much since his first few threads, so maybe he just wanted to expose people to his religion and then bugger off...
« Last Edit: December 24, 2017, 06:45:16 PM by Shiranu »
"When glass breaks it is possible to put the pieces back together, but a heart once broken cannot be pieced together again. The suffering of man is immense, and only in love can relief be found from that suffering."  -
Allahi Allah, traditional Pakistani folk song