Author Topic: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.  (Read 1896 times)

Offline Cavebear

Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2018, 05:22:28 PM »
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That may be the most complicated pun I've ever seen.

I'm glad SOMEONE caught it.  I've kept that one in my pocket for years (and no, not the originator).  LOL!
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2018, 05:27:20 PM »
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They say that the lions at Trafalgar  Square get up and roar every time a virgin walks past.

In other words, it's a great place for a nap.

Same myth about the bronze terrapin at the Univ of Maryland quadrangle.  I read that they recently had to move it because so many women rubbed the head of it walking by that the features were becoming indistinct and needed to be recast slightly.  I'm not sure if that rubbing was a hope or a vague promissary note.
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Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2018, 05:28:09 PM »
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I'm glad SOMEONE caught it.  I've kept that one in my pocket for years (and no, not the originator).  LOL!
So, instead of playing pocket pool, you've been playing pocket pun, huh?
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"And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried; they shall be dung upon the ground." Jeremiah 25:33
But he's such a loving God

Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2018, 05:29:48 PM »
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So, instead of playing pocket pool, you've been playing pocket pun, huh?
The pun also rises?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
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Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2018, 05:40:07 PM »
When all else fails, drop back 10 and pun.
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"And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried; they shall be dung upon the ground." Jeremiah 25:33
But he's such a loving God

Offline Hakurei Reimu

Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2018, 06:17:43 PM »
...I'm not going to give up my cat for a dog, no matter what your vile propaganda tells me, cynophiles! ;)
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2018, 06:21:23 PM »
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...I'm not going to give up my cat for a dog, no matter what your vile propaganda tells me, cynophiles! ;)

I felinish all the way...
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Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2018, 06:24:25 PM »
Soon we'll be able to have our cats and dogs at the same time, like CatDog:



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"And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried; they shall be dung upon the ground." Jeremiah 25:33
But he's such a loving God

Offline Cavebear

Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2018, 06:25:40 PM »
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When all else fails, drop back 10 and pun.

Word-play is PUNishment enough to suit the day, and nights abed should not be wordy lest the dawn oPUN our eyes to the .light of morn dew soon...
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2018, 06:27:35 PM »
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Soon we'll be able to have our cats and dogs at the same time, like CatDog:



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I beaver embarassed to say I doggedly watched that a mew times...
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Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2018, 06:35:40 PM »
Too much word play could cause pundemonium!
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"And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried; they shall be dung upon the ground." Jeremiah 25:33
But he's such a loving God

Offline Cavebear

Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2018, 06:41:00 PM »
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Too much word play could cause pundemonium!

Oh deer, can this ghat veiny worse?
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Offline Baruch

Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2018, 08:30:22 PM »
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Oh deer, can this ghat veiny worse?

Your Hindus are taking the waters in Bath England?
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Just in: Dogs are smarter than cats.
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2018, 06:09:08 PM »
"Dogs have owners; cats have staff".

The Staff...
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