I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam

Started by St Truth, October 04, 2017, 09:21:54 PM

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St Truth

Hi,

My name is Allah. It's written like this in Arabic:

اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير

My lowly filthy assistant, Muhammad, is the guy who wears a turban stuffed with dynamites. You've seen the cartoons?

But don't listen to him, that violent power-hungry sadistic sod. Come directly to me if you need to know about my religion Islam. I'll teach you how to be a good Muslim. If you're an atheist, please forsake your godless way and follow me, the true path of Islam.

اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير  اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير  اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير  اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير  اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير

Baruch

Quote from: St Truth on October 04, 2017, 09:21:54 PM
Hi,

My name is Allah. It's written like this in Arabic:

اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير

My lowly filthy assistant, Muhammad, is the guy who wears a turban stuffed with dynamites. You've seen the cartoons?

But don't listen to him, that violent power-hungry sadistic sod. Come directly to me if you need to know about my religion Islam. I'll teach you how to be a good Muslim. If you're an atheist, please forsake your godless way and follow me, the true path of Islam.

اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير  اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير  اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير  اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير  اÙ,,Ù,,Ù‡ خنزير

You should consider having your doctor reexamine your ADHD medication dosage.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

pr126


Munch

Hey Allah. I will convey this question in your language.

كيف كبيرة اÙ,,Ù,ضيب اÙ,,خاص بك؟

or for english dialect.

kayf kabirat alqadib alkhasu bk?
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Baruch

Quote from: Munch on October 05, 2017, 05:16:58 AM
Hey Allah. I will convey this question in your language.

كيف كبيرة اÙ,,Ù,ضيب اÙ,,خاص بك؟

or for english dialect.

kayf kabirat alqadib alkhasu bk?

Bigger isn't better.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.


Baruch

Quote from: St Truth on October 05, 2017, 07:09:08 AM
I knew you were a fagGod.

You know that isn't an insult among the posters here?  Theist is the insult ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

St Truth

Quote from: Baruch on October 05, 2017, 07:11:13 AM
You know that isn't an insult among the posters here?  Theist is the insult ;-)

Faggot isn't insulting. FagGod is. As you are well aware, G-d is a dirty word. Just like YHWH. Ssme thing with Pig or P-g.

aitm

A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

St Truth

Quote from: aitm on October 05, 2017, 08:32:01 AM
Truth, tone down the personal insults please.

Yes, I was mistaken. It was Munch who asked me how big my penis was, not Baruch. My mistake. Sorry. That's the problem with typing on my phone. I copied the bit did a google translate and I thought, hey, this must be Baruch when it was Munch.

I don't want to conceal anything. Let's just say that I am larger than most people here. I would readily post a pic but I'm not sure about the legality of such a post, seeing that in most countries, you must be 18 to post your own nude pic.

Munch

Quote from: St Truth on October 05, 2017, 11:29:29 AM
Yes, I was mistaken. It was Munch who asked me how big my penis was, not Baruch. My mistake. Sorry. That's the problem with typing on my phone. I copied the bit did a google translate and I thought, hey, this must be Baruch when it was Munch.

No I didn't, I asked how big Allah's was..unless you are Allah?
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Hijiri Byakuren

Speak when you have something to say, not when you have to say something.

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St Truth

Quote from: Munch on October 05, 2017, 11:57:55 AM
No I didn't, I asked how big Allah's was..unless you are Allah?

Of course I am Allah. Read the heading of this thread.

pr126

Dear Allah, where does the dark go when you turn the lights on?

Baruch

Quote from: pr126 on October 05, 2017, 01:08:43 PM
Dear Allah, where does the dark go when you turn the lights on?

Actually addressed by Medieval theologians (who didn't know about the Earth in modern terms).
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.