Author Topic: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam  (Read 452 times)

Offline Munch

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2017, 11:38:22 AM »
Man created gods in his own image.

Some men were worse than others.
So the gods they created were worse than others.
Man is very jealous and protective for his own creations.
Ridicule his creation and you are ridiculing him.
The god he created became his ego.

Does give a good reflection on society as we know it of course

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2017, 12:10:47 PM »
Unbeliever wrote:This a misinformation spread by the Muslims and their apologists.

Ilah in Arabic means god. Allah is a name of a god, just like Odin, Zeus, Apollo.

Allah was the name of one of the 360 stone idols in the Kaaba before Muhammad picked it to become the god of the universe.

Allah was the chief god/idol of the pagan Quraysh tribe of which Muhammad was a member.

To attract the pagans to his new "religion" he kept all the pagan customs, and to attract the Jews and the Christians he plagiarized from the old testament.

When the Jews and the Christians refused to follow Muhammad, they became enemies of Islam.

The Arabic god Allah had 3 daughters. (See the Satanic Verses)
The goddesses; Allāt (the feminine form of “Allah”, meaning 'the goddess' ),[2][3][4] Manāt, and al-‘Uzzá were Allah's daughters.

Yahweh or Hubal Question:
If Allah is also the god of the Jews and the Christians, why is the eternal hatred and enmity from the Muslims towards them?










Club rules. You join the club you have to hate all other clubs. Think of being a football fan or any other professional or collegiate sport. My god throws more touchdowns than yours.
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline Cavebear

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2017, 04:27:19 AM »
Truth, tone down the personal insults please.

I doubt he can. 
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950

Offline Cavebear

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2017, 04:29:39 AM »
Hi,

My name is Allah. It's written like this in Arabic:

الله خنزير

My lowly filthy assistant, Muhammad, is the guy who wears a turban stuffed with dynamites. You've seen the cartoons?

But don't listen to him, that violent power-hungry sadistic sod. Come directly to me if you need to know about my religion Islam. I'll teach you how to be a good Muslim. If you're an atheist, please forsake your godless way and follow me, the true path of Islam.

الله خنزير  الله خنزير  الله خنزير  الله خنزير  الله خنزير

كن ملحدا ورؤية العالم في الحقيقة ...

Become an atheist and see the world in truth...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950

Offline Baruch

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2017, 05:33:23 PM »
Humans are the truth, but we are not of one mind.
שלום

Offline Cavebear

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2017, 11:16:37 PM »
Humans are the truth, but we are not of one mind.

One thing I am certain of as true for all all of us is that there is no deity running our lives. 
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950

Offline Munch

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2017, 04:36:12 AM »
هل تريد بعض لحم الخنزير المقدد؟

Mmm, lovely, lovely لحم خنزير مقدد

Offline Cavebear

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2017, 04:46:32 AM »
هل تريد بعض لحم الخنزير المقدد؟

Mmm, lovely, lovely لحم خنزير مقدد

Can't beat !لحم خنزير مقدد
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950

Offline Baruch

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2017, 09:56:22 AM »
One thing I am certain of as true for all all of us is that there is no deity running our lives.

Yes, you have no will.  You are tele-dildonics by a horny teenager in his parent's basement ;-))

If you want to move your hand, does it move?  Rocks can't do that.
שלום

Offline Cavebear

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2017, 05:37:18 AM »
Yes, you have no will.  You are tele-dildonics by a horny teenager in his parent's basement ;-))

If you want to move your hand, does it move?  Rocks can't do that.
Given that I moved out out the parents house at 18 and got my college degree on my own, set up living in apartments with others and got along well, got a career and did well at it, your insult is pretty lame.  You can do better that THAT!
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950

Offline Baruch

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2017, 06:59:37 AM »
Given that I moved out out the parents house at 18 and got my college degree on my own, set up living in apartments with others and got along well, got a career and did well at it, your insult is pretty lame.  You can do better that THAT!

Nobody knows that you eat Fruit Loops in vanilla soy-milk out of your Dora The Explora cereal bowl ;-p
שלום

Offline Munch

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2017, 11:42:53 AM »
Nobody knows that you eat Fruit Loops in vanilla soy-milk out of your Dora The Explora cereal bowl ;-p

I drink ginger tea from from a powerpuff girls mug

Offline Cavebear

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2017, 11:52:06 AM »
Nobody knows that you eat Fruit Loops in vanilla soy-milk out of your Dora The Explora cereal bowl ;-p

Never watched Dora.  Never ate.  Always drank whole milk. 

Yer a F*n usellessly insulting pain.  Where do you come up with this nonsense?  Do you reference the 1001 bad jokes book or something?
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2017, 12:27:51 PM »
Allah, why was it okay for Mohammed to fuck a nine year old girl?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline Cavebear

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2017, 01:44:07 PM »
Allah, why was it okay for Mohammed to fuck a nine year old girl?

Hey moslems, why did you butcher your way across N Africa through christian communities, initiate holy wars against Eastern Europe and Spain, and then scream "CRUSADER" when they fought back?

Real peaceful pack of bloody thugs from day one to the present, aren't you?
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950