Author Topic: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam  (Read 451 times)

Offline PickelledEggs

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2017, 10:14:55 PM »
Damn it, now I kinda wish @PickelledEggs hadn't banned my God account. XD
you know, if I didn't ban that account, I'd also have to make exceptions for literally everyone else. I don't feel like explaining to everyone why it's alright for you to have a spoof account on here, but not them. It's more fair to keep it even across the board.
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Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2017, 10:33:21 PM »
you know, if I didn't ban that account, I'd also have to make exceptions for literally everyone else. I don't feel like explaining to everyone why it's alright for you to have a spoof account on here, but not them. It's more fair to keep it even across the board.
Oh I know that, I'm not complaining. It just would have been funny for "God" to respond to this thread.

Offline St Truth (OP)

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2017, 01:30:10 AM »
Oh I know that, I'm not complaining. It just would have been funny for "God" to respond to this thread.

Actually, God can't respond to this thread. This thread is by me, Allah. Allah is different from God. Allah is the figment of imagination of a group of Arabs while God the figment of imagination of some Jews and Hellenistic Christians. Someone's imagined being cannot answer for someone else's imagined being. We imagined beings are all different. There are as many of us as there are people with different imaginations.

Offline pr126

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2017, 02:02:29 AM »
Dear Allah, why did you create pigs?
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Offline St Truth (OP)

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2017, 05:13:23 AM »
Dear Allah, why did you create pigs?

My child, read Sura 112

For I, Allah, peace be upon me, created pigs for the simple reason that my taste is largely porcine. But there are only so many pigs in the world so verily I tell the pious and the ummah that pork is forbidden. Peradventure, if 100 touch not pork, there'd be 100 portions more for me to eat. And the Muslim faithful, obeying my behest, stay away from pork and behold, there is pork in abundance in my larder. Pork knuckles or every description cooked by the best German chefs and ham from Prague galore. I get to eat them all. Pork is forbidden to humans so that I, the Lord thy God, may tuck into them.

In the name of Allah the merciful, peace be upon all my followers and death to the kafirs.

For I am...

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Offline Baruch

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2017, 06:28:15 AM »
Young man, there is a difference between a demigod and a dummy-god ;-)
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Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2017, 04:39:53 PM »
Allah is different from God. Allah is the figment of imagination of a group of Arabs while God the figment of imagination of some Jews and Hellenistic Christians.

They're all "People of the Book," so the Islamic God is the same Abrahamic God of the Jews and Christians. The Jews take their ancestor by Abraham to be Isaac, while the Muslims take their ancestor by Abraham to be Ishmael. But it's all the same God - "Allah" is just the Arabic way of saying "God." Neither is a name, only a title. That God has many names, but none is either God or Allah. He says His name is Jealous.

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For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:
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Offline Baruch

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2017, 07:41:58 PM »
Jealous?  That is where I start suspecting G-d is more feminine than masculine ;-)  Very tightly wired, but low EQ.
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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2017, 02:09:39 AM »
What's there to be jealous of if you were indeed GAWD?
Jealous of other GAWDZ? Jealous of someone's girlfriend or boyfriend? Jealous of a new pair of sneakers? And isn't jealousy just another form of coveting, one of the 7 deadly sins? 
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Offline pr126

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2017, 05:44:44 AM »
Unbeliever wrote:
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"Allah" is just the Arabic way of saying "God." Neither is a name, only a title.
This a misinformation spread by the Muslims and their apologists.

Ilah in Arabic means god. Allah is a name of a god, just like Odin, Zeus, Apollo.

Allah was the name of one of the 360 stone idols in the Kaaba before Muhammad picked it to become the god of the universe.

Allah was the chief god/idol of the pagan Quraysh tribe of which Muhammad was a member.

To attract the pagans to his new "religion" he kept all the pagan customs, and to attract the Jews and the Christians he plagiarized from the old testament.

When the Jews and the Christians refused to follow Muhammad, they became enemies of Islam.

The Arabic god Allah had 3 daughters. (See the Satanic Verses)
The goddesses; Allāt (the feminine form of “Allah”, meaning 'the goddess' ),[2][3][4] Manāt, and al-‘Uzzá were Allah's daughters.

Yahweh or Hubal
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There is a very strongly entrenched view among majority of Westerners today that the three main monotheistic religions Judaism, Christianity and Islam share one common God and therefore despite the obvious differences, the core foundation of these three religions is the same.

 Throughout several centuries many millions o Christians converted to Islam believing just that.
Oppressed by the tax (Jizya) imposed on all non-Muslims living under Islamic law (dhimmis) since the end of the 7th Century AD, they probably thought that changing their religion without changing their god wasn't a bad solution.
 
The rewards were immediate - a life that was better, free of humiliation and social status equal to other Muslims. Today the common belief among the vast majority of non-Muslims is similar as they think that Allah and Yahweh are the same deities and The Quran is just like the Bible with yet another "New, Islamic Testament" added to it.
 
In fact the Muslim activists, who try to harvest new converts from among discontented Westerners, propagate this aspect of Islam - the same God with much stricter rules and therefore a purer and truly pious life. They can sow the seeds of their faith on very fertile soil here since clear rules and purity of faith are something that many people need and desire. A religion where they are not forced to compromise their faith in god with new age witchcraft, same sex marriages, moral relativism, self indulgence (sorry, self-discovery) and other "progressive" ideas penetrating some Western Christian churches nowadays.

They are promised they will be given a new burst of faith as soon as they submit to Allah under Islam - the only true religion. They are told that Mary and her son Jesus are "recognized" under Islam and that Islam in fact is the purest form of their "old" monotheistic religion, free from all the errors implanted there by confused Jews and Christians.

The truth about the common origin of Judaism, Christianity and Islam is much more complicated and in fact, speaking strictly from a religious point of view, Muslim Allah and the Judeo-Christian Yahweh come from different worlds and are alien to each other. They are entirely different deities.

Of course all so called Muslim "scholars" will deny this with vigour and bring up evidence against it. Let us look first then why many theologians (apart from some Islamic apologists) reject Allah as the same deity as Yahweh.

A long time before the times of Muhammad the Quraish tribesmen from Mecca (Mohammed's tribe) worshipped well over 360 different deities from which the most powerful was Hubal - the Moon God. It is often argued that the Bedouins (nomads) from the pre-Islamic era were more likely to worship
the spirits of their ancestors rather those gods
attached to any particular place. And so the moon-god was worshipped initially among the Arabian Peninsula city dwellers.
Question:
If Allah is also the god of the Jews and the Christians, why is the eternal hatred and enmity from the Muslims towards them?









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Offline Baruch

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2017, 09:36:11 AM »
Atheists think that all gods, even all fictional gods, are all the same.  My fictional god isn't the same, it is mine, you can't have it ;-)  The ultimate American religion is narcissism ;-))

What is monotheism?  The pagan gods don't go away, they become hypostases within the conjoined godhead.  So the daughters of Allah, became aspects of Allah, instead of separate personalities.  Similarly with the other Arab pagan gods, they are all there still, including the Arab war god.  Everyone has a war god or hypostasis of a war god.  Of course this same process happened when Constantine created Orthodox Christianity ... hence the need for hypostases within that godhead (eventually 4 not 3) ... and since religion and politics are one in that case, as in the case with Muhammad, the exact relationship between the hypostases can become a political issue ... hence the problem with Arians, that took 200 years to clear up.

Why do the SJWs support Islam?  Leftists natural rebels, and are implicit atheists, like in the Soviet Union ... because all theists adore something other than the Supreme Leader (cult of personality) ... this is something the Supreme Leader can't allow.  Social insects are like Leftists, they are all conformists, in their own group, like sterile feminist workers, and ultimately follow a Queen Bee ... so the Soviet Union would have been stable under a female dictator.  People can rebel against Dad, but they can't rebel against Mom (see Freud).  The human attempt to mimic social insects fails, because of the natural dominance of the male over the female among mammals, the opposite of insects.

Why the enmity?  Lack of political submission.  Lack of theological submission (as foundation for the prior item).  Jews and Christians tell lies about Allah, and Muslims tell the truth about Allah.  Of course Allah doesn't exist, in secular terms.  But as a meme, is awesomely powerful.  Reality is psychological, not epistemic.  As to why secular people are supporting Muslim aggression, see the prior paragraph.
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Offline pr126

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2017, 09:49:32 AM »
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Why do the SJWs support Islam?

Because neo-Marxist want to dismantle western civilization. Islam wants the same, but for different reasons.
Ergo: the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

In the end, there can be only One.
It will not be the neo-Marxist.
They haven't got the will, determination and focus that fanatical religion gives.

Islam will not share power.
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Offline Baruch

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2017, 09:52:54 AM »
Because neo-Marxist want to dismantle western civilization. Islam wants the same, but for different reasons.
Ergo: the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

In the end, there can be only One.
It will not be the neo-Marxist.
Islam will not share power.

Communists have been even less successful in dealing with the Middle East than have the capitalists.  Socialists aren't real communists, they are just LARPing.
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Offline Munch

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2017, 10:04:31 AM »
Atheists think that all gods, even all fictional gods, are all the same.  My fictional god isn't the same, it is mine, you can't have it ;-)  The ultimate American religion is narcissism ;-))


All gods are fictional, thats just how how it is. However we don't think all fictional god are the same. For example the greek/roman gods are very different to the abrahamic or middle easten gods. Ones like Allah and Jehovah are just grotesque entities where as ones like Hercules or Aphrodite are more grounded with flaws and so as far as fictional characters go are more relatable.

While to me none of them are real, you can write decent stories about characters like Hercules or Thor or Osiris in fictional stories as characters. Ones like Jehovah are Allah are just so unrelatable in what they do in their stories you can't even bring them down to a human level enough to write about them as characters.

Offline pr126

Re: I am Allah. Ask me everything you want to know about Islam
« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2017, 11:12:19 AM »
Man created gods in his own image.

Some men were worse than others.
So the gods they created were worse than others.
Man is very jealous and protective for his own creations.
Ridicule his creation and you are ridiculing him.
The god he created became his ego.
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