Hi,
My name is Allah. It's written like this in Arabic:
الله خنزير
My lowly filthy assistant, Muhammad, is the guy who wears a turban stuffed with dynamites. You've seen the cartoons?
But don't listen to him, that violent power-hungry sadistic sod. Come directly to me if you need to know about my religion Islam. I'll teach you how to be a good Muslim. If you're an atheist, please forsake your godless way and follow me, the true path of Islam.
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