Author Topic: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay  (Read 152 times)

Offline SGOS (OP)

What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« on: September 29, 2017, 11:32:38 AM »
This was my solution as of yesterday.

« Last Edit: October 08, 2017, 03:38:30 PM by SGOS »

Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2017, 11:45:21 AM »
Over 39, with grey or greying hair? ;-)
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Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2017, 11:59:21 AM »
The only correct thing to do with an empty garage is to form a band and ROCK THAT SHIT.

Offline SGOS (OP)

Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2017, 04:47:36 PM »
Over 39, with grey or greying hair? ;-)
I'm 73, but I'm calling this a midlife crisis.

Offline Baruch

Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2017, 07:30:12 PM »
I'm 73, but I'm calling this a midlife crisis.

Slow developer?  Were you in diapers until you were 20? ;-)
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Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2017, 08:09:09 PM »
Slow developer?  Were you in diapers until you were 20? ;-)
Actually, I may have been more mature at 20.

Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2017, 09:04:02 PM »
This was my solution as of yesterday.

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That is one hell of a great solution!  Good for you!  Now--if I only had a garage.
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Is he able but not willing?
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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2017, 09:44:17 PM »
That's cool. The solution to your mid-life crisis is to post a picture of a car in front of a house. Damned! Who knew it would be that simple? You could write books on how to solve mid-life crises.

That's it! Mid-life crisis is over. I'm going to post pictures of cars in front of people's houses. I don't suppose I need a car or a house to do that now do I?
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Offline SGOS (OP)

Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2017, 10:16:16 PM »
I think the solution to a mid life crisis is to go with it.  See it as an opportunity.  Embrace it.  Break the pattern, and see where it takes you.  But mostly, I just wanted that car.  I bought sunglasses too.

Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2017, 07:01:59 AM »
I'm 73, but I'm calling this a midlife crisis.
My neighbor across the street came home with a bright red Corvette the other day. His wife came out of the house, saw the Vette, threw up her hands and went back inside. He bought it anyway.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
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Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2017, 08:06:11 AM »
My neighbor across the street came home with a bright red Corvette the other day. His wife came out of the house, saw the Vette, threw up her hands and went back inside. He bought it anyway.
Women can be so impractical.

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Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2017, 08:12:24 AM »
Women can be so impractical.

My mother did that when my parents were young ... it was her, not Dad.  She bought a Jaguar with leopard skin seats.  He made her take it back the next day.  See people weren't stupid apes in the 1950s like they are now.  I like Ike, fuck the Soviet Union, fuck Red China .. sic the CIA on them, kill them all with big nukes.
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Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2017, 08:27:58 AM »
My mother did that when my parents were young ... it was her, not Dad.  She bought a Jaguar with leopard skin seats.  He made her take it back the next day. 
She just took it too far.  If she hadn't gotten carried away with the leopard skin, he would have let her keep the car.

Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2017, 08:40:59 AM »
Very nice.

That isn't your first Miata is it?
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Re: What To Do With An Empty Garage Bay
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2017, 09:23:16 AM »
Very nice.

That isn't your first Miata is it?
How did you know that?  I owned another one for 5 years up until two years ago, and I'd been missing it ever since.  I knew I would eventually get another one.  They are responsive, nimble, and quick, and you don't have to hot rod around to experience that.  They are a pleasure to drive.