Author Topic: The stupid, it burns.  (Read 259 times)

Re: The stupid, it burns.
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2017, 04:21:35 PM »
Won't he be surprised to find out the Earth is really shaped like an artichoke!?

He'll be like "Oh. damn, the world isn't flat at all - it's shaped like a fookin' artichoke!"
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Offline Baruch

Re: The stupid, it burns.
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2017, 06:51:46 PM »
Won't he be surprised to find out the Earth is really shaped like an artichoke!?

He'll be like "Oh. damn, the world isn't flat at all - it's shaped like a fookin' artichoke!"

Break out a colossal dipping bowl of hot lemon butter in that case, I know what artichokes are good for!
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Re: The stupid, it burns.
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2017, 08:03:33 PM »
Artichokes have heart!
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Re: The stupid, it burns.
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2017, 08:54:15 PM »
Artichokes have heart!
And like a Mayan, I like to reach in and rip it out--and eat it! With mayo, of course.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
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Offline Baruch

Re: The stupid, it burns.
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2017, 09:46:19 AM »
7 Ways to Prove the Earth Is Round (Without Launching a Satellite)

What is proof?  But yes, there was evidence even in ancient times, and the Celtic druids did believe (not know) that the world was roundish.
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Online Cavebear

Re: The stupid, it burns.
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2017, 03:22:42 AM »
What is proof?  But yes, there was evidence even in ancient times, and the Celtic druids did believe (not know) that the world was roundish.

The reality is that intelligent people from medieval times have known the world is round/spherical.  Anyone who doubts it today enough to waste money checking it is really too dumb to deserve having any money beyond subsistence to begin with.
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Offline Baruch

Re: The stupid, it burns.
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2017, 04:26:48 PM »
I suspect that actual Flat Earthers and Hollow Earthers are just contending sects of Dischordianism.  Think Dada, but for geography ;-)
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Re: The stupid, it burns.
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2017, 03:32:59 AM »
I suspect that actual Flat Earthers and Hollow Earthers are just contending sects of Dischordianism.  Think Dada, but for geography ;-)

It is easier to think of them as just plain idiots...
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