Author Topic: They look like a happy couple  (Read 312 times)

Offline Baruch

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2017, 05:37:52 PM »
What Indians?  Puritans purged us of most of them, I won't celebrate Thanksgiving, and I doubt there are many pure left to claim the blood right.

As for cows, yes.  Most of them are bovine, the way the graze and chew the cud.

Native Americans aren't Indians ... my neighbor will be triggered, will be over shortly to scalp some sports tickets for you ;-)
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Offline Sorginak

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2017, 05:42:16 PM »
Native Americans aren't Indians ... my neighbor will be triggered, will be over shortly to scalp some sports tickets for you ;-)

I look forward to his visit.  Don't blame me when you never hear from him again.

Offline Baruch

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2017, 05:51:42 PM »
I look forward to his visit.  Don't blame me when you never hear from him again.

I am sure he can find additional un-used tickets.  Are you anti-pro-sports?
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Offline Sorginak

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2017, 05:58:53 PM »
I am sure he can find additional un-used tickets.  Are you anti-pro-sports?

Anti sports, quite.

Let me know when he has tickets to a Celine Dion concert.

Offline Baruch

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2017, 06:05:34 PM »
Anti sports, quite.

Let me know when he has tickets to a Celine Dion concert.

That sounds nicer than watching grown men do intense physical exercise ;-)
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Offline Sorginak

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2017, 06:07:45 PM »
That sounds nicer than watching grown men do intense physical exercise ;-)

I agree.  The only exercise I need from a man is in my bed, with me.

Online Cavebear

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2017, 01:14:07 AM »
What Indians?  Puritans purged us of most of them, I won't celebrate Thanksgiving, and I doubt there are many pure left to claim the blood right.

As for cows, yes.  Most of them are bovine, the way the graze and chew the cud.

I have an Ancesrtry kit arrived today.  Bet I'm what I think I am.  English/French German.  But a surprise would be interesting.  I wouldn't mind.  On the other hand, if they say I'm Chinese, I might ask them some questions...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950

Offline Baruch

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2017, 07:19:49 PM »
I have an Ancesrtry kit arrived today.  Bet I'm what I think I am.  English/French German.  But a surprise would be interesting.  I wouldn't mind.  On the other hand, if they say I'm Chinese, I might ask them some questions...

That would explain the late night craving for pork fried rice ;-)
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Offline Drew_2017

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2017, 09:58:19 PM »
I wonder if they went to a Jewish baker and demanded he bake a cake with a swastika under the threat of suing them if they refused to.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Offline trdsf

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2017, 10:14:18 PM »
Cute... but really, did no one look up the fact that the World News Daily Report is a parody/satire site, like the Onion?  And I quote from the bottom of their front page:

"World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle."

The website name itself was kind of a giveaway.  Too reminiscent of the infamous Weekly World News.
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning." -- Calvin and Hobbes
"I thought I committed regicide today, but I committed deicide!" -- Sadie Doyle, Beyond Belief

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #25 on: September 28, 2017, 10:24:50 PM »
I wonder if they went to a Jewish baker and demanded he bake a cake with a swastika under the threat of suing them if they refused to.


Pictured above: a vile symbol of hatred comparable with the nazi swastika
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Offline Baruch

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2017, 07:00:01 AM »
I wonder if they went to a Jewish baker and demanded he bake a cake with a swastika under the threat of suing them if they refused to.

Unfortunately, even oppressed minorities, like to oppress.  I think everyone should be charged with crimes, by the DA ... including crimes not yet committed.
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Online Cavebear

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #27 on: October 01, 2017, 07:45:24 AM »
That would explain the late night craving for pork fried rice ;-)

I'm more a Moo Gai Pan guy.  Too much starch makes your eyelids go weird (joke).
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950

Online Cavebear

Re: They look like a happy couple
« Reply #28 on: October 01, 2017, 07:50:47 AM »
I wonder if they went to a Jewish baker and demanded he bake a cake with a swastika under the threat of suing them if they refused to.

The point was that wedding cakes were a standard offering...  But I grant that it is difficult line.  I understand both sides of the argument.  That's why there are judges.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950