Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter

Started by Blackleaf, September 12, 2017, 11:17:19 AM

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Unbeliever

Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 12:03:37 PM
How typical. Using the staff as a scapegoat instead of owning up to it.

Ted would probably want to fuck the scapegoat...but using the word "staff" in the context of TC put horrible images in my head.
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Blackleaf

Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 02:05:16 PM
Ah, I see it now. I couldn't watch the vid where I was at before. I bet she joined in later, though. How long is the video altogether?

The porn or the Cult of Dusty video? The Dusty video is six minutes and forty-six seconds long. The porn, I don't really care to know. It's not my flavor of porn, and even if it was, knowing that Ted Cruz was into it would be enough to ruin it for me.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
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Unbeliever

Yeah, I may never be able to watch porn again - I'm scarred for life!
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SGOS

Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2017, 02:20:22 PM
Yeah, I may never be able to watch porn again - I'm scarred for life!
You'll get over it.

Unbeliever

You're probably right. I wonder if Ted will ever get over it, though?
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trdsf

Funniest news I've heard in a while.  Yeah, sure, Ted, an unnamed staffer did it.  Uh-huh.

Priceless.   :kiddingme:
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Absurd Atheist

Bwahahahahahaha, how did he casually come across porn and accidentally like the video?
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Unbeliever

Maybe God made him do it...it's all part of His Plan...
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Blackleaf

He should have said that he was hacked. Just play on the Christian persecution complex. At least his supporters would have believed it. Doesn't take that much to fool Republicans.
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Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Mike Cl

Quote from: Blackleaf on September 12, 2017, 07:20:55 PM
He should have said that he was hacked. Just play on the Christian persecution complex. At least his supporters would have believed it. Doesn't take that much to fool Republicans.
Use Swaggert as a model.  Get caught using prostitutes--confess on stage, while crying like a baby about it and grovel for forgiveness.  And as I remember, he relapsed (if you want to call it that) and did it again.  His supporters remained.
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_Xenu_

It would have been lolzier if his tastes included gay porn.
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Unbeliever

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Hydra009

Quote from: _Xenu_ on September 12, 2017, 07:34:44 PM
It would have been lolzier if his tastes included gay porn.
They might.  We just don't know about it because those don't get "accidentally" shared.

Blackleaf

Quote from: _Xenu_ on September 12, 2017, 07:34:44 PM
It would have been lolzier if his tastes included gay porn.

Nah. That'll be Trump, after he Tweets his latest rant on "covfefe."
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Unbeliever

It's a good thing Cruz belongs to the family-values party - I'd hate to see what he'd be like otherwise.
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