Author Topic: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter  (Read 310 times)

Offline Blackleaf (OP)

Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2017, 07:58:57 PM »
Use Swaggert as a model.  Get caught using prostitutes--confess on stage, while crying like a baby about it and grovel for forgiveness.  And as I remember, he relapsed (if you want to call it that) and did it again.  His supporters remained.

Oh, I'm sure his supporters are mostly unphased. I'm willing to bet I can look in the comments section anywhere this is being discussed and quickly find one of them using the old reliable "but the Democrats do bad stuff to" argument.
« Last Edit: September 12, 2017, 08:00:44 PM by Blackleaf »
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Online Shiranu

Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2017, 08:02:15 PM »
"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..." - Nelson Mandela

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Offline Baruch

Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2017, 10:27:50 PM »
Use Swaggert as a model.  Get caught using prostitutes--confess on stage, while crying like a baby about it and grovel for forgiveness.  And as I remember, he relapsed (if you want to call it that) and did it again.  His supporters remained.

In their branch of Christianity, confession of bad stuff is a big thing.  But you have to actually do bad stuff, or you lack credibility ;-)

Anyone who knows reformed addicts, knows it isn't that easy.

And I am not sure hookers are a bad thing (provided of course that both sexes are available).
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Offline Baruch

Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2017, 10:28:43 PM »
He should have said that he was hacked. Just play on the Christian persecution complex. At least his supporters would have believed it. Doesn't take that much to fool Republicans.

Putin did it ... good enough for Democrats ;-)
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Offline SGOS

Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2017, 11:10:22 PM »
In their branch of Christianity, confession of bad stuff is a big thing.  But you have to actually do bad stuff, or you lack credibility ;-)
Ain't no repentin' without some serious back slidin', or you be just repentin' into the wind.

Offline Blackleaf (OP)

Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2017, 12:41:32 AM »
Putin did it ... good enough for Democrats ;-)

Democrats probably don't need an excuse. People watch porn. So what? The problem is when you build your career off of taking advantage of gullible Christians. Then you're a hypocrite for doing exactly the sort of thing you proclaim to be against.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Offline Baruch

Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2017, 06:55:18 AM »
Democrats probably don't need an excuse. People watch porn. So what? The problem is when you build your career off of taking advantage of gullible Christians. Then you're a hypocrite for doing exactly the sort of thing you proclaim to be against.

Murder is a sin.  Hypocrisy .. fluff.  Humans, of any party ... are murderers at heart.  Helter Skelter.
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Online Munch

Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2017, 06:57:11 AM »
Incest porn.

that does seem pretty appropriate for him.

Offline Cavebear

Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2017, 03:20:03 AM »
As much as I despise Ted Cruz, so long as he fires the nuts on his staff, I'll hope he attracts them and fires them.  What better way to prevent such people from advancing in their careers?  Well, sure, if I could vote him out of office, but he isn't MY Senator.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2017, 08:09:25 PM »
As much as I despise Ted Cruz, so long as he fires the nuts on his staff, I'll hope he attracts them and fires them.  What better way to prevent such people from advancing in their careers?  Well, sure, if I could vote him out of office, but he isn't MY Senator.

Agreed, I think he is a creep (Committee to Reelect the President).  That is the problem with Congress, not all the Senators are my Senators, but I want to vote against all of them.
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Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2017, 02:49:29 PM »
He sinned for our sins



Offline Drew_2017

Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2017, 11:24:32 PM »
He sinned for our sins

Someone has to do some sin testing...
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Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #42 on: September 16, 2017, 09:35:46 PM »
Yeah, if we didn't sin Jesus would have died for nothing.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2017, 12:31:44 AM »
Yeah, if we didn't sin Jesus would have died for nothing.

Ah, but if you knew what incarnation means, that you are a kind of Jesus, and that the Sanhedrin and the Romans are coming for you too ...
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Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #44 on: September 17, 2017, 01:16:00 PM »
Bring 'em on!

 :taz:
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"Never criticize someone unless you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then when you criticize him at least you'll be a mile away - and you'll have his shoes."
Ray Magliozzi
"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted at all."