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Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« on: September 12, 2017, 11:17:19 AM »
I just saw this. This is hilarious. Apparently, yesterday, on 9/11, Ted Cruz was watching porn and accidentally shared it publicly on social media. Now, I'm not a hypocrite. I know the vast majority of men watch porn, and there's nothing inherently wrong with that. But Ted Cruz, the "God, faith, and family" politician getting caught with his pants down is absolutely hilarious. And you can imagine how Cruz' Twitter followers responded. Woof. Good luck living this one down, Ted.

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Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2017, 11:23:13 AM »
Yeah, but what kind of porn? Does the man have any imagination?
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2017, 11:25:58 AM »
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Yeah, but what kind of porn? Does the man have any imagination?

Incest porn. In the porn's..."story" this woman comes home to find her husband having sex with their niece or something. But instead of getting upset, she does what any normal person would do: Masturbate to it.
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Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
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Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2017, 11:45:17 AM »
It's the Russians screwing with our democracy.

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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2017, 11:45:59 AM »
Did she join them in their fornication?
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2017, 11:46:58 AM »
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I just saw this. This is hilarious. Apparently, yesterday, on 9/11, Ted Cruz was watching porn and accidentally shared it publicly on social media. Now, I'm not a hypocrite. I know the vast majority of men watch porn, and there's nothing inherently wrong with that. But Ted Cruz, the "God, faith, and family" politician getting caught with his pants down is absolutely hilarious. And you can imagine how Cruz' Twitter followers responded. Woof. Good luck living this one down, Ted.

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If I remember right, isn't he anti-masturbation?
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2017, 11:50:46 AM »
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If I remember right, isn't he anti-masturbation?
Yeah, but he was doing an investigation.

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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2017, 11:52:37 AM »
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Yeah, but he was doing an investigation.
Yeah, he and Jimmy Swaggert.
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Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
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Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2017, 12:02:15 PM »
Ted Cruz blames staffer for 'liking' porn tweet

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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2017, 12:02:33 PM »
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Did she join them in their fornication?

No. She just watched.
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Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2017, 12:03:37 PM »
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Ted Cruz blames staffer for 'liking' porn tweet

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How typical. Using the staff as a scapegoat instead of owning up to it.

EDIT: Wait. The link isn't working.
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Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

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Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2017, 12:19:21 PM »
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How typical. Using the staff as a scapegoat instead of owning up to it.

EDIT: Wait. The link isn't working.
I see that.  It's one of those things that takes you back to general page, and you have to start nosing around again to find it.  That way you will be exposed to more ads.  I don't know how I could fix that.

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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2017, 12:35:09 PM »
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I see that.  It's one of those things that takes you back to general page, and you have to start nosing around again to find it.  That way you will be exposed to more ads.  I don't know how I could fix that.

Joke's on them. I have an ad blocker on that blocks all ads on sites I don't trust. I found it by using the search function. Of course, Cruz is blaming an unnamed staffer, who just happened to be using Cruz' account when he happened upon a pornographic video and accidentally liked it. This unnamed staffer, of course, will not be fired or disciplined in any way. (Probably because the "staffer" is Ted Cruz.)
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"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

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Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2017, 01:19:27 PM »
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Did she join them in their fornication?

For that, there has to be a fourth participant ;-)  It would be called a Fourgy.
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Re: Ted Cruz Accidentally Shares Porn Video on Twitter
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2017, 02:05:16 PM »
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No. She just watched.
Ah, I see it now. I couldn't watch the vid where I was at before. I bet she joined in later, though. How long is the video altogether?
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