Author Topic: The Fine Art of Cherry-Picking  (Read 1680 times)

Offline Cavebear

Re: The Fine Art of Cherry-Picking
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2017, 02:00:30 AM »
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God has terrible aim?

God: I'm going to ice those motherfuckers. This category 5 hurricane will show them for legalizing gay marriage!

Angel: Uhh, God. You sent that thing at the South.

God: Yeah. So?

Angel: Isn't that where most of the people who are against gay marriage live?

God: ...Me damn it. Now I'm just going to look like an asshole. Well, tell them I did it to make them come closer together as a community or something.

And apparently HE missed.  It is much less than expected.  Typical.
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Re: The Fine Art of Cherry-Picking
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2017, 12:53:33 PM »
A little follow-up.  So after haranguing his listeners that Irma wasn't going to be that bad and that the "liberal media" was "hyping" it as part of both their alleged pro-anthropogenic climate change "agenda" and to drive people into panic buying to make their corporate masters and other money interests happy, You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login?

I also wonder how many people got injured or worse because they believed him rather than the professional meteorologists.
Sir Terry Pratchett, on being told about the theory that the universe is a computer simulation: "If we all get out and in again, would it start to work properly this time?"

Re: The Fine Art of Cherry-Picking
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2017, 01:31:34 PM »
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God has terrible aim?

God: I'm going to ice those motherfuckers. This category 5 hurricane will show them for legalizing gay marriage!

Angel: Uhh, God. You sent that thing at the South.

God: Yeah. So?

Angel: Isn't that where most of the people who are against gay marriage live?

God: ...Me damn it. Now I'm just going to look like an asshole. Well, tell them I did it to make them come closer together as a community or something.
Sounds like You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login. I really like watching his vids!
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Re: The Fine Art of Cherry-Picking
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2017, 01:59:04 PM »
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Sounds like You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login. I really like watching his vids!

Why does this seem so familiar? I think I might have seen some of his videos before. The voices I had for God and the angels when writing that, though, was DarkMatter2525. The angel Jeffry's entrance almost always starts with, "Umm, God?" lol
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

Offline Cavebear

Re: The Fine Art of Cherry-Picking
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2017, 02:34:37 AM »
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Why does this seem so familiar? I think I might have seen some of his videos before. The voices I had for God and the angels when writing that, though, was DarkMatter2525. The angel Jeffry's entrance almost always starts with, "Umm, God?" lol

Hmmm, I my have to start more snarky posts with "Um, God...
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