Author Topic: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!  (Read 571 times)

I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« on: August 31, 2017, 10:54:20 PM »
Ok, technically I'm just a rodman at this point, as I've only been surveying for 6 months, but either way ask me things.

Also, to get it out of the way: I left this forum and others for a bit to focus on IRL concerns. I'm far left politically, but honestly this forum isn't the most "logical" for general politics, much less leftist politics. I recently, apolitically, got back into guns, so if any of you wanna talk to me about that pm me. Otherwise, just ask me questions about my job here.
Some people need to be beaten with a smart stick.

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Kein Mitlied F�r Die Mehrheit!

Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2017, 11:10:52 PM »
Welcome back.

What's the craziest thing you've seen while surveying?

Offline GrinningYMIR

Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2017, 11:59:23 PM »
Are you  still a raging homo?
"Human history is a litany of blood shed over differing ideals of rulership and afterlife"

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Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2017, 02:07:26 AM »
What is a land surveyor?

And how did you get that thin look in your avatar. Been dying to know that for years.
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2017, 02:48:22 AM »
What is a land surveyor?

I too would like to learn just what the hell it is you do.
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tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. -Plato

Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2017, 05:53:18 AM »
Where are my property lines?
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Offline SGOS

Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2017, 06:26:22 AM »
Why is the word, hectare, in the human language, anyway?

Offline Baruch

Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2017, 08:52:40 AM »
Why is the word, hectare, in the human language, anyway?

France, 1795 ... don't ask!

Eventually ... Achilles will catch up to Hectare and kill him.
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Offline aitm

Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2017, 10:06:17 AM »
I use land surveyors all the time.....many are them are somewhat annoying and whiny....therefore......
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Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2017, 10:19:41 AM »
Welcome back.

What's the craziest thing you've seen while surveying?

So far, a full 18 wheeler truck just in the middle of the woods. My boss found a body.

Are you  still a raging homo?

Yes!

What is a land surveyor?

And how did you get that thin look in your avatar. Been dying to know that for years.

Basically I tell people where their shit is, or where to put their shit. I use lasers to do this.

Where are my property lines?

Probably not where your fence is.

I use land surveyors all the time.....many are them are somewhat annoying and whiny....therefore......
Every surveyor down here is just a raging alcoholic.
Some people need to be beaten with a smart stick.

Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid!

Kein Mitlied F�r Die Mehrheit!

Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2017, 10:51:53 AM »
Did you know Geo. Washington worked as a surveyor? Probably before your time.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
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Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2017, 10:57:58 AM »
If i sit on my doorstep on a hot day and crack open a cold one, can i call myself an amature land surveyor?
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2017, 11:17:01 AM »
Did you know Geo. Washington worked as a surveyor? Probably before your time.
3 of the 4 on Rushmore were. Washington was actually considered a shitty surveyor.
If i sit on my doorstep on a hot day and crack open a cold one, can i call myself an amature land surveyor?
You need to measure things while you do so.
Some people need to be beaten with a smart stick.

Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid!

Kein Mitlied F�r Die Mehrheit!

Online Mr.Obvious

Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2017, 11:30:25 AM »
3 of the 4 on Rushmore were. Washington was actually considered a shitty surveyor.You need to measure things while you do so.

I can measure my alcohol intake?
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Re: I'm a Land Surveyor now! Ask Me Things!
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2017, 11:35:01 AM »
I can measure my alcohol intake?
Can anybody measure your alcohol intake?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers