Author Topic: Houston, You Have a Problem!  (Read 1051 times)

Offline SGOS (OP)

Houston, You Have a Problem!
« on: August 28, 2017, 09:10:22 AM »
I knew this was coming, but I haven't been following the news for a couple of days.  Now there is this.


Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2017, 09:49:31 AM »
I knew this was coming, but I haven't been following the news for a couple of days.  Now there is this.

RT!  They must be loving this! 

Apparently the rain has only just started!  Just think how bad this would be if global warming were real!!
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2017, 09:52:39 AM »
Yeah, it's a good thing global warming is just a Chinese hoax!
God Not Found
“Money supplants skill; it's possession allows us to become happily stupid.”
Bill McKibben, The Age of Missing Information

Offline Sorginak

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2017, 10:45:00 AM »
Those Texans clearly didn't pray to god hard enough.

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2017, 11:05:48 AM »
National Duck Duck Goose Championships, held at Houston every year, have been canceled.

/fakenews
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2017, 11:42:39 AM »
Those Texans clearly didn't pray to god hard enough.
If I remember correctly, Texas (gov perry) did not want to help send any money to NJ for it's last hurricane.  Do you suppose TX wants some monetary help now?
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline SGOS (OP)

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2017, 12:01:42 PM »
If I remember correctly, Texas (gov perry) did not want to help send any money to NJ for it's last hurricane.  Do you suppose TX wants some monetary help now?
Well, Duh?!  Everyone in NJ deserved what they got, but to Texas, this was an act of God for gay marriages in New Jersey.

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2017, 01:54:44 PM »
In Texas they call it "Jew Nersey."
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God Not Found
“Money supplants skill; it's possession allows us to become happily stupid.”
Bill McKibben, The Age of Missing Information

Offline Deidre32

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2017, 11:49:37 PM »
This is so shocking, I never take weather broadcasts all that seriously, but maybe I will now. :(
The only lasting beauty, is the beauty of the heart. - Rumi

Offline SGOS (OP)

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2017, 12:17:17 AM »
2 more feet of rain is on the way.

Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2017, 02:47:59 AM »
Is it bad I laugh at my brother for living there?

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2017, 05:21:34 AM »
Is it bad I laugh at my brother for living there?
Laughter is an interrupted defense mechanism, so it's just being human.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2017, 08:44:14 AM »
Is it bad I laugh at my brother for living there?
I have a bunch of cousins living there as well.  Don't know why.  I mean, a nice day in Houston, weather wise, is like living in a hot-house.  Humidity is too high to measure.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2017, 11:37:32 AM »
Thanks, Obama!

... ... Somehow...
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Offline Baruch

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2017, 12:56:39 PM »
Thanks, Obama!

... ... Somehow...

He wanted it to be like when he was a kid in school, in Indonesia ;-)  Now all Texas needs is great big volcanoes.
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