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Offline SGOS

Houston, You Have a Problem!
« on: August 28, 2017, 09:10:22 AM »
I knew this was coming, but I haven't been following the news for a couple of days.  Now there is this.
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Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2017, 09:49:31 AM »
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I knew this was coming, but I haven't been following the news for a couple of days.  Now there is this.
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RT!  They must be loving this! 

Apparently the rain has only just started!  Just think how bad this would be if global warming were real!!
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2017, 09:52:39 AM »
Yeah, it's a good thing global warming is just a Chinese hoax!
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Offline Sorginak

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2017, 10:45:00 AM »
Those Texans clearly didn't pray to god hard enough.

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2017, 11:05:48 AM »
National Duck Duck Goose Championships, held at Houston every year, have been canceled.

/fakenews
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Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2017, 11:42:39 AM »
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Those Texans clearly didn't pray to god hard enough.
If I remember correctly, Texas (gov perry) did not want to help send any money to NJ for it's last hurricane.  Do you suppose TX wants some monetary help now?
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline SGOS

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2017, 12:01:42 PM »
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If I remember correctly, Texas (gov perry) did not want to help send any money to NJ for it's last hurricane.  Do you suppose TX wants some monetary help now?
Well, Duh?!  Everyone in NJ deserved what they got, but to Texas, this was an act of God for gay marriages in New Jersey.

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2017, 01:54:44 PM »
In Texas they call it "Jew Nersey."
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“There are priests who carry out exorcisms on their mobile phones. That’s possible thanks to Jesus”
Cardinal Ernest Simoni
“Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom”
Arthur Schopenhauer

Offline Deidre32

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2017, 11:49:37 PM »
This is so shocking, I never take weather broadcasts all that seriously, but maybe I will now. :(
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Offline SGOS

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2017, 12:17:17 AM »
2 more feet of rain is on the way.

Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2017, 02:47:59 AM »
Is it bad I laugh at my brother for living there?

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2017, 05:21:34 AM »
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Is it bad I laugh at my brother for living there?
Laughter is an interrupted defense mechanism, so it's just being human.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2017, 08:44:14 AM »
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Is it bad I laugh at my brother for living there?
I have a bunch of cousins living there as well.  Don't know why.  I mean, a nice day in Houston, weather wise, is like living in a hot-house.  Humidity is too high to measure.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2017, 11:37:32 AM »
Thanks, Obama!

... ... Somehow...
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Offline Baruch

Re: Houston, You Have a Problem!
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2017, 12:56:39 PM »
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Thanks, Obama!

... ... Somehow...

He wanted it to be like when he was a kid in school, in Indonesia ;-)  Now all Texas needs is great big volcanoes.
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