Author Topic: Not the Onion  (Read 256 times)

Offline Unbeliever (OP)

Not the Onion
« on: August 18, 2017, 07:14:42 PM »
I really enjoy this site - there's always something to laugh at!


https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/

Here's one from today:

Alex Jones Gets Coffee Dumped on Him in Seattle After Chasing a Guy Down on the Street
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Offline Sorginak

Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2017, 07:15:39 PM »
I haven't read anything from there in a long time, didn't think the site was still active. 

Offline Unbeliever (OP)

Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2017, 07:18:42 PM »
I try to go there every time I'm on-line. It offers a good break from all the tragic news we've been getting lately.
God Not Found
“Money supplants skill; it's possession allows us to become happily stupid.”
Bill McKibben, The Age of Missing Information

Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2017, 01:57:45 AM »
I never heard if this place but this article from today is a hilarious headline.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/6un2rj/white_supremacists_taking_dna_tests_sad_to/

white supremacists taking dna test discover they aren't 100% white
another quote from an antagonist agnostic: not expecting god to show up, but if he does we’re going to have to beat the prick up.

Offline Baruch

Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2017, 07:18:10 AM »
I never heard if this place but this article from today is a hilarious headline.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/6un2rj/white_supremacists_taking_dna_tests_sad_to/

white supremacists taking dna test discover they aren't 100% white

There is a history of miscegination in the US ... mostly R people Fing D people ;-)  The result is children who are both ugly and stupid ;-))
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2017, 11:07:08 AM »
I never heard if this place but this article from today is a hilarious headline.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/6un2rj/white_supremacists_taking_dna_tests_sad_to/

white supremacists taking dna test discover they aren't 100% white

The tests might be more accurate than some of them would like to discover.
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Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2017, 11:30:41 AM »
I never heard if this place but this article from today is a hilarious headline.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/6un2rj/white_supremacists_taking_dna_tests_sad_to/

white supremacists taking dna test discover they aren't 100% white
Yeah, that's hilarious.



Btw, this pos tried to buy a town and rename it Trump because apparently he loves Trump that much.  Strange how popular that guy is in fascist/nazi circles.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2017, 11:32:27 AM by Hydra009 »

Offline Cavebear

Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2017, 11:36:40 AM »
Yeah, that's hilarious.



Btw, this pos tried to buy a town and rename it Trump because apparently he loves Trump that much.  Strange how popular that guy is in fascist/nazi circles.

Betcha some African Americans are lot whiter than they thought too.  I met a person from the Embassy of Sierra Leone  in a store once, and he was as black as the Ace of Spades.  A real surprise.
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Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2017, 11:46:58 AM »
Betcha some African Americans are lot whiter than they thought too.
Certainly.  In fact, descendants of slaves in the US are probably more likely to be multiracial than other racial groups.  There was a commercial on TV where they had some of the descendants of the founding fathers in a room together and I was surprised by how many of them were black.

Offline Cavebear

Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2017, 11:52:30 AM »
Certainly.  In fact, descendants of slaves in the US are probably more likely to be multiracial than other racial groups.  There was a commercial on TV where they had some of the descendants of the founding fathers in a room together and I was surprised by how many of them were black.

Yes, but there are other places overrun regularly that could match that.  Central Asia and Eastern Europe and Northern India, apparently, from DNA.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2017, 12:11:46 PM »
Certainly.  In fact, descendants of slaves in the US are probably more likely to be multiracial than other racial groups.  There was a commercial on TV where they had some of the descendants of the founding fathers in a room together and I was surprised by how many of them were black.

Thomas Jefferson liked his slaves ... sometimes in that way.  Obama's mother was only part White ... don't know if she knew that when dating Obama's Kenyan father.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2017, 12:12:59 PM »
Yes, but there are other places overrun regularly that could match that.  Central Asia and Eastern Europe and Northern India, apparently, from DNA.

We are all Africans.  Some more recently, some more distantly (ancestors of Neanderthals).  Probably originally a baboon Fing a cheetah.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2017, 12:51:42 PM »
Thomas Jefferson liked his slaves ... sometimes in that way.  Obama's mother was only part White ... don't know if she knew that when dating Obama's Kenyan father.

But he wasn't the only one.  Slavery was (sadly) practiced deep into history and not just by Europeans.  Every one took captives of defeated neighbors, but it wasn't until the Arabs started capturing Africans that it began to become racial.  There is a lot of "Africa" in the Middle East.  And the Moslem conquest of North Africa to Spain mixed things up too.

Once the Europeans caught onto the idea, they began to buy Central Africans from Coastal African trading partners and (eventually took them too when the Central African "supply" ran out.

Most Africans actually went to Ciuba and SA to sugar cane farms.  It was only in the US South that actually slave reproduction occurred.  Im not speaking of this positively, just historically...  But part of slavery meant that submissive rape was routine.

"Mistress" is hardly the right word for sex slave, though some men may had thought there was a relationship involved.  Sex does grant some slight advantages to slaves, but slaves they were.

That led to the insanities of "octoroons" and the idea that one drop of "black blood" meant blackness.  DNA proves completely otherwise...

I have no idea about Obama's mother, but if any one checks their DNA they better be prepared for surprises.



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Offline Baruch

Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2017, 03:37:01 PM »
See what is strange, isn't that KKK can't let the Civil War go already ... the Yankees still use it for political purposes also.  This is just like Hamas and Likud ... they both need each other as enemies.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Not the Onion
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2017, 03:46:19 PM »
See what is strange, isn't that KKK can't let the Civil War go already ... the Yankees still use it for political purposes also.  This is just like Hamas and Likud ... they both need each other as enemies.

Nah, as far as I'm concerned, the Civil War was over and done with.  We won, the Union continued.  Beyond that,  I don't give a fart.  Its less than I worry about WWI and that isn't much.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950