Author Topic: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...  (Read 2889 times)

Offline Baruch

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2017, 11:45:16 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
I vote for Jesus--we all know how loving that guy is!

If you think you need unmerited love, go see your mother while you still can (don't taker personally, jeez)
שלום

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2017, 10:01:42 AM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
If you think you need unmerited love, go see your mother while you still can (don't taker personally, jeez)
Actually, I won't be 'seeing' my mother until I'm dead.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline Baruch

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2017, 01:29:35 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Actually, I won't be 'seeing' my mother until I'm dead.

Same here.  But are you still needing your blanky (rhetorical question)?  Probably not.  Also, you shouldn't believe in an after-life.
שלום

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2017, 05:19:43 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Same here.  But are you still needing your blanky (rhetorical question)?  Probably not.  Also, you shouldn't believe in an after-life.
I don't 'believe' in anything.  I don't think there is an after-life; haven't seen any proof of it.  And I did talk to my grandpa about it--he went to seances in Portland, Ore in the late 20's, had many metaphysical books, and indicated he would reach out to me if there was an after-life.  Nothing.  And my mother said much the same.  Nothing. 

Yeah, I still need my blanky.  That would be baseball, video games and my furry children and, most importantly my wife.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline Cavebear

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #34 on: August 20, 2017, 03:04:43 AM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
I've never heard of anti-jokes, so I'll have to check out a few. Here's one I just came across:


Why did Jesus cross the road?

Because the chicken was nailed to him...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Offline Cavebear

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #35 on: August 31, 2017, 05:20:18 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
So many to fuck, so little time...can't fuck 'em all.

Doin what she is self-empowered to do?
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #36 on: August 31, 2017, 05:25:21 PM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Doin what she is self-empowered to do?
Indeed - making her own choices!
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
"No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up."
Lily Tomlin

Offline Cavebear

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2017, 02:41:45 AM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Indeed - making her own choices!

Well everyone can make choices.  I won't deny that.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2017, 11:55:49 AM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
I've never heard of anti-jokes, so I'll have to check out a few. Here's one I just came across:







I'm not sure this one qualifies because it actually does have a punch line. It changes the definition of "calling" from "giving a name to" to the definition of "beckoning over." Anti-jokes have completely serious answers in the place of a punch line. Like these:





"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

Offline Cavebear

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2017, 03:08:02 AM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
I'm not sure this one qualifies because it actually does have a punch line. It changes the definition of "calling" from "giving a name to" to the definition of "beckoning over." Anti-jokes have completely serious answers in the place of a punch line. Like these:







Interesting joke concept.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To commit suicaricide!

Three guys walked into a bar.  They each ordered a drink,  When the bartender came by, the first guy said he already paid him and left.  Then the 2nd guy said he also paid and walked out.  The 3rd guy said they were both jerks and paid for all 3 drinks.

A guy stepped on a banana peel and didn't slip...

I get the idea.  Kinna funny too.  And I made those all up on the spot.

Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Offline Baruch

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2017, 10:02:26 PM »
Crickets ... (Channeling Rick Sanchez)
שלום

Offline Cavebear

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2017, 05:47:02 AM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Crickets ... (Channeling Rick Sanchez)
Ah, a cricket joke...

The game lasted 3 days and no one left.  Or right.  Or center.  Actually no one came at all.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Offline Cavebear

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2018, 04:52:57 AM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
...normal person whose sex life is none of your business.

————

So I recently discovered "anti-jokes" and I think I may be slightly obsessed with finding reasons to tell one. Someone please give me an intervention.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

"So it turned out we both knew my BFF and so we just collapsed in the same bed being all tired and and a bit all drunk and all and did nothing and she STILL broke up with both of us"... 
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Offline Baruch

Re: If a woman has sex with multiple people, she is a...
« Reply #43 on: April 10, 2018, 06:29:59 AM »
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Indeed - making her own choices!

In my experience, women do that all the time.  And they make lots of decisions for the men too!

The opposite of Progress is Congress ... corrected it for you.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2018, 06:33:01 AM by Baruch »
שלום

 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk