Author Topic: Bigfoot sighting in NC actually just guy in a suit  (Read 101 times)

Offline Hydra009 (OP)

Bigfoot sighting in NC actually just guy in a suit
« on: August 10, 2017, 02:31:28 PM »
My beloved state, ladies and gentlemen.

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A self-described shaman says a strange creature reportedly spotted in the hills of North Carolina last week was actually him dressed in animal skins.

The "Bigfoot" sighting happened last Friday in the Appalachian mountains, but the story took an even weirder twist with a mistaken identity claim.

Gawain MacGregor says it was him wandering through the forest on the night in question, 4 August.
Oops.  Well, glad that's wrapped up.  Now these Bigfoot witnesses can admit that they were mistaken, have a good laugh over it, and this whole thing will be forgotten.

Nope.  Turns out the witnesses are pure nutsos who couldn't possibly be wrong about this, alleging that Bigfoot "moved with speed unmatched by any human".

Well, at least the shaman doesn't believe in this Bigfoot nonsense.  Right?

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Mr MacGregor said he was participating in a "sacrament" of "wearing of hair-covered animal skins and wandering in the forest".

The 36-year-old, who was on holiday from Minnesota, writes on his blog about his personal belief in Bigfoot, or "the divine nature of sasquatch", as he calls it.

He writes that by dressing in sewn animal skins, and by reciting a "sasquatch prayer", he has had several encounters with the beast.
Everyone involved claims to have seen Bigfoot.  In related news, NC has a per capita idiot population that could probably edge out Mississippi.

Offline Cavebear

Re: Bigfoot sighting in NC actually just guy in a suit
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2017, 03:41:09 AM »
I am shocked, shocked I tell you! 
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Online Baruch

Re: Bigfoot sighting in NC actually just guy in a suit
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2017, 09:00:15 AM »
I am shocked, shocked I tell you!

Stop playing with the electric outlet, Jr!
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Re: Bigfoot sighting in NC actually just guy in a suit
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2017, 09:51:45 AM »
I am shocked, shocked I tell you! 
Stop peeing on the electrical outlets.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
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Offline SGOS

Re: Bigfoot sighting in NC actually just guy in a suit
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2017, 10:25:41 AM »
Everyone loves a myth, even those who hate myths.  Bigfoot is more than a myth.  He's an Institution.  The Irish have leprechauns.  Americans have Bigfoot, and we're damn well proud of it.  The one thing that troubles me is that Bigfoot hasn't been officially assigned a genus and species, you know like Humanus Preposterosi.  The scientific community fails us once again. 

Offline Cavebear

Re: Bigfoot sighting in NC actually just guy in a suit
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2017, 03:01:23 PM »
Stop peeing on the electrical outlets.

Actually, that's not a good enough connection.  Well, real close, it might be.  Not that I tried...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead

Re: Bigfoot sighting in NC actually just guy in a suit
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2017, 07:49:37 PM »
Actually, that's not a good enough connection.  Well, real close, it might be.  Not that I tried...
Mythbuster, Tacky Editions, did a show on peeing on the third rail. It was ... interesting.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: Bigfoot sighting in NC actually just guy in a suit
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2017, 01:33:53 AM »
dearly beloved
we are gathered here today, in the presence of these fine, fine witness, to watch a bear pee on the third rail... its gotta hurt.

when in Rome do as the Romans do. So when your in NC you best be believin in Sasschwatch or you might get yur butt kicked. That goes for parts of Washington too.
god is never early, but he is never late either... so true, so true; but I would rather have him show up late than to not show up at all. When was the last time god showed up for anything??? uh never

Online Munch

Re: Bigfoot sighting in NC actually just guy in a suit
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2017, 08:11:32 AM »
Bigfoots not real? :(

But how can I have my fav Canadian super team without Sasquatch in it?

« Last Edit: August 13, 2017, 08:13:29 AM by Munch »

Re: Bigfoot sighting in NC actually just guy in a suit
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2017, 09:01:29 AM »
False flag! It was a Bigfeet in a human suit in a Bigfeet suit.

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We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline Cavebear

Re: Bigfoot sighting in NC actually just guy in a suit
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2017, 01:24:58 AM »
Bigfoots not real? :(

But how can I have my fav Canadian super team without Sasquatch in it?

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Bet you are actually about 5'8", 200 lbs, and eating cheetos...  LOL!
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