Author Topic: Beloved Atheists  (Read 1354 times)

Offline Ibn Khaldun (OP)

Beloved Atheists
« on: August 07, 2017, 09:14:43 AM »
I’m a convert  into Catholicism from atheism  . I found your site by chance as I was  googling . I’m not sure why I’m here .I like atheists . in a way I owe them my wife, my happiness.

I converted to Christianity because  of   a wonderful  Scottish lady I met at an atheist   site not unlike this site of yours .things progressed quickly until  we met in person and went out on dates and had sex. . I fell deeply in love with her .   she was an atheist  . To be with her she said I had to leave Islam and become an atheist. . At the time I was married to a wonderful Muslim lady .Before I had sex with my  Scottish baby I  was under the impression that the sort of  Intimacy I had with my Muslim wife was great .That changed after I met  my Scottish baby.  .She    opened my eyes to a whole new world of physical intimacy so that I no longer thought that my Muslim wife  was what I wanted .  I realized  my Muslim wife was a gigantic mistake .. so I left her , left Islam and became an atheist..after that  I lived with my Scottish wife happily for a couple years when  things took a sudden unexpected turn. She  came from the gym one day and said to me she is  no longer an atheist and that she had  converted to Catholic faith  and that I had  to convert too if I wanted to be with her. .  I was flabbergasted , shocked out of my wits. I  couldn’t think of any rational reason to explain her sudden and extreme change , unless perhaps  it had to do with  those unfortunate incidents in which she found me and her best girlfriend nude in bed .I explained  to her that was because her girlfriend broke up with her boyfriend and needed moral and physical support . isn’t that what friends are for  I asked  ? To be there for each other when the chips are down. For some reason I don’t know she didn’t accept my explanation. .  she totally and irrationally  rejected the idea of me having sex  with her best girlfriend as part of  a heeling process her girlfriend needed in order to  overcome the pain  of separation  . so faced with the choice  of converting to catholic faith or  see  our marriage fall apart  I choose the former.. .-what could I  do ? I’m in love with my wife  .  when you love the woman you do anything to be with her.  . we’ve been going to  counseling  which is proving  to be very exciting.  The consoler is sexy lady of Brazilian stock with an exotic nose and  round  sexy  figure. I fantasize about us having a threesome . that would really be something . I made an oblique hint to my wife what she thought of being intimate with a woman. She let out a scream and made me do 25 hail Mary’s in a row.

I love being catholic . I like the hymns  and I love going to confessions even though the priest won’t let me finish telling what I did in the war zones of Africa. I think being nice to people is better than killing them .I think for the most part that is true .

I like to read when I’ve time. I mostly read bio of serial killers.  I read also  play boy magazine, the Quran /haddith, bible/catholic theology .i write  Arabic poetry. I like to watch pornography and finance news .sports, I like trekking  ,hunting. Food, mainly milk and diary products . drinks, decent to good whiskey , beer , some wine . Music, I like piano, jazz   , now catholic hymns .   lately into Christian art. edu, college . profession, ex military , now , private  contractor   in battle zones in Africa. Recuperating  presently. . -

 go ahead welcome. no hugs and kisses please. 'm married man.

Offline Sal1981

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2017, 09:19:47 AM »
Welcome to AF.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool" --- Richard P. Feynman

Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2017, 10:34:04 AM »
Banging her best friend to heal that friend...
What, you have a magic cock or something?
If she rubs it, does she get to have three wishes?

Welcome to AF.
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2017, 10:52:13 AM »
I’m a convert  into Catholicism from atheism  . I found your site by chance as I was  googling . I’m not sure why I’m here .I like atheists . in a way I owe them my wife, my happiness.

I converted to Christianity because  of   a wonderful  Scottish lady I met at an atheist   site not unlike this site of yours .things progressed quickly until  we met in person and went out on dates and had sex. . I fell deeply in love with her .   she was an atheist  . To be with her she said I had to leave Islam and become an atheist. . At the time I was married to a wonderful Muslim lady .Before I had sex with my  Scottish baby I  was under the impression that the sort of  Intimacy I had with my Muslim wife was great .That changed after I met  my Scottish baby.  .She    opened my eyes to a whole new world of physical intimacy so that I no longer thought that my Muslim wife  was what I wanted .  I realized  my Muslim wife was a gigantic mistake .. so I left her , left Islam and became an atheist..after that  I lived with my Scottish wife happily for a couple years when  things took a sudden unexpected turn. She  came from the gym one day and said to me she is  no longer an atheist and that she had  converted to Catholic faith  and that I had  to convert too if I wanted to be with her. .  I was flabbergasted , shocked out of my wits. I  couldn’t think of any rational reason to explain her sudden and extreme change , unless perhaps  it had to do with  those unfortunate incidents in which she found me and her best girlfriend nude in bed .I explained  to her that was because her girlfriend broke up with her boyfriend and needed moral and physical support . isn’t that what friends are for  I asked  ? To be there for each other when the chips are down. For some reason I don’t know she didn’t accept my explanation. .  she totally and irrationally  rejected the idea of me having sex  with her best girlfriend as part of  a heeling process her girlfriend needed in order to  overcome the pain  of separation  . so faced with the choice  of converting to catholic faith or  see  our marriage fall apart  I choose the former.. .-what could I  do ? I’m in love with my wife  .  when you love the woman you do anything to be with her.  . we’ve been going to  counseling  which is proving  to be very exciting.  The consoler is sexy lady of Brazilian stock with an exotic nose and  round  sexy  figure. I fantasize about us having a threesome . that would really be something . I made an oblique hint to my wife what she thought of being intimate with a woman. She let out a scream and made me do 25 hail Mary’s in a row.

I love being catholic . I like the hymns  and I love going to confessions even though the priest won’t let me finish telling what I did in the war zones of Africa. I think being nice to people is better than killing them .I think for the most part that is true .

I like to read when I’ve time. I mostly read bio of serial killers.  I read also  play boy magazine, the Quran /haddith, bible/catholic theology .i write  Arabic poetry. I like to watch pornography and finance news .sports, I like trekking  ,hunting. Food, mainly milk and diary products . drinks, decent to good whiskey , beer , some wine . Music, I like piano, jazz   , now catholic hymns .   lately into Christian art. edu, college . profession, ex military , now , private  contractor   in battle zones in Africa. Recuperating  presently. . -

 go ahead welcome. no hugs and kisses please. 'm married man.
You sound like the perfect christian.  Welcome.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline SGOS

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2017, 12:04:22 PM »
This can't be for real.

Offline Shiranu

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2017, 01:24:57 PM »
This can't be for real.

I kinda hope it is, just cause I want to believe there are people this interesting...
“Life isn't long enough to enjoy and understand all at the same time. You have to decide which is more important." - Pedro Juan Gutierrez

"Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be." - Miguel de Cervantes

Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2017, 02:42:24 PM »
I kinda hope it is, just cause I want to believe there are people this interesting...

And yet are site is being flooded by trolls every month.

Offline Ibn Khaldun (OP)

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2017, 03:17:39 PM »
Thank you deino anychus  for warm welcome . and you sound like the perfect what?

@ Mr.Obvious  …..No no , no magic dick . no dick was born to match the vagina..The vagina is roughly  30 inch long . it dwarves  the male sexual organ in size and complexity .  Measured on the clock she can climax over 50 times  in an  hour .when born her sexual organ kicks  into action secreting  ,testing itself ,then it shuts down , then it  comes back alive when she reaches puberty . doused with estrogen from her brain to her toes natures bids her to  breed breed breed  to offset an inhospitable planet too cold , too hot, diseases rampant , food scarce etc. She is the primary creature on whose shoulder rests the survival of mankind .that’s the magic. .

@Arch…But it is real . When the woman likes you  the female part in her lets  you get away with anything .

@Uber…….. first  impressions  always range from wrong to right and vice versa and in between . .

@Draconic…are you saying I’m a troll? perhaps you need to deal with your fears some place else then.

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2017, 04:01:15 PM »
Banging her best friend to heal that friend...
What, you have a magic cock or something?
If she rubs it, does she get to have three wishes?


Well, whatever comes out can't be put back in...
God Not Found
“Money supplants skill; it's possession allows us to become happily stupid.”
Bill McKibben, The Age of Missing Information

Offline SGOS

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2017, 05:24:47 PM »
I kinda hope it is, just cause I want to believe there are people this interesting...
That's very generous.

Offline Baruch

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2017, 06:28:49 PM »
Welcome.  Jews aren't anti-sex, either.  Christians got it from sadhus and monks from India, living in Egypt.  Catholics might communion with real bread and real wine, not the fake stuff.
שלום

Offline Ibn Khaldun (OP)

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2017, 05:37:06 AM »
 Thank you guys for your welcome and input and in particular baruch -for injecting data into the “discussion”.  I’ll look into Indian monks in Egypt. Your source?

Baruch reminds me of Yiddish rendering of Hebrew  word that means blessed .the word is usually abbreviated to just the “b” letter  in Aramaic  . instead of saying Barukh you just attach the letter B to the beginning of a  word to bless. For example if you want to say blessed is the name of the Lord you say  Bname The Lord . that means blessed is the name of the lord
The basmallah ( the phrase .. in the name of Allah the most merciful and beneficent  ) that precedes each quranic sura except for Al Touba sura was appropriated from Syriac patriarchs .the Patriarchs  began their letters with it :

” Bismo Allah rahmanoe Raheemo”

In the Quran it reads : B’ism Allah Al Rahaman AL raheem .

So  “in the name of the allah …”   means   blessed is the name of Allah because Bism means blessed is the name  because the “B” means blessed .

Same with Christianity . when it says in the name of the father, son, holy spirit , that’s saying blessed is the name of the father , son , holy spirit .

Note also in Syriac which is really Aramaic the absence of the indefinite article ( The “Al” in Al Rahman and Al Raheem  in Arabic form),  nor the indicative case “ of” in the Christian rendering in English ..[of] the son , [of] the father .
Bar in Baruch means son in Aramaic . it can be taken to mean true or accurate representation , replica ,etc. so  Aramaic “bar Nhas” translates better into True man .same with son of god which translates into True God .

And

Not so much anti sex … more like sex management via suppression  so as to  channel that immense natural sexual drive force towards production , raising living standards and , of course , the battle field. Nothing like sexually deprived soldier on the battle field .

.King Solomon had so many wives . Alpha male  King Solomon  focused  on the pussy .so  the egg  fell off the wall. With the bible you have to read behind the lines .

you could look up cathedral death logs from 12th century onwards. Christian deprived of sex , marrying in their late 20s and having fewer kids .  London is where progress  began you could say.. It had to have started somewhere sometime. And it did start in London. Less sex, fewer kids meant more wealth inherited because it got divided among fewer heirs,  the one or two kids , which meant surplus  money to invest and /or start venture.

Just talking you know . don’t go ganging up on me now because I’m the only catholic. I turn atheist then and move in with you and eat all the food , drink all your booze ,etc.


Thank you again for warm welcome . you’re nice people. Are all atheists like you?

Offline SGOS

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2017, 05:45:25 AM »
Thank you again for warm welcome . you’re nice people. Are all atheists like you?
Dear Ibid.,

Yes, we are all identical.
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Offline Ibn Khaldun (OP)

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2017, 06:49:49 AM »
more. I want to know more. please tell me more, everything , pour your heart out . do not hold back. I support the tribe . its okay .I believe

Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Beloved Atheists
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2017, 06:52:26 AM »
Just talking you know . don’t go ganging up on me now because I’m the only catholic. I turn atheist then and move in with you and eat all the food , drink all your booze ,etc.

Oh don't worry. I don't think we'd gang up on you for being a catholic.
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.