Author Topic: Wanna live as long as i can...  (Read 263 times)

Wanna live as long as i can...
« on: August 02, 2017, 09:28:12 PM »
, if i do not undergo any accident by God : )

From my point of view, you live until your penis erects. : )
So, i will succeed in this by feeding myself  right and by refraining from bad habits like alcohol and cigarette.
If i continue drinking alcohol and smoking like i do for a long time, at the age of 40, i will have a problem.

Oh no... :)

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2017, 09:30:25 PM »
I had many opportunities to die before I was 30. Managed to fail at dying young. Dying old seems to be a dead bang certainty.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2017, 09:38:32 PM »
I had many opportunities to die before I was 30. Managed to fail at dying young. Dying old seems to be a dead bang certainty.
So do i...
I had many many accidents like taking beatings, traffic accidents, unprotected sex affairs etc. when i was under alcohol influence.

If i am still living, it is a miracle : )

I have taken my lessons...

Offline Deidre32

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2017, 10:28:44 PM »
You can totally do this, Soldier. You can. :)
The only lasting beauty, is the beauty of the heart. - Rumi

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2017, 10:44:09 PM »
, if i do not undergo any accident by God : )

From my point of view, you live until your penis erects. : )
So, i will succeed in this by feeding myself  right and by refraining from bad habits like alcohol and cigarette.
If i continue drinking alcohol and smoking like i do for a long time, at the age of 40, i will have a problem.

Oh no... :)
I would say you have a problem now.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2017, 10:47:12 PM »
You can totally do this, Soldier. You can. :)
Thx for encouraging me :)
I will not be an impotent old person...
If i die now, my body would be handsome and but
l am planning to live the life full...

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2017, 10:54:20 PM »
I would say you have a problem now.

Why r u thinking in that way?
I think you live as long as yours can erect.
It would be meaningless otherwise.
One cant be happy and cant understand the happiness without the love and joyfulness of women..
This is my opinion. It may change as times goes by....

Offline Baruch

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2017, 11:26:02 PM »
Why r u thinking in that way?
I think you live as long as yours can erect.
It would be meaningless otherwise.
One cant be happy and cant understand the happiness without the love and joyfulness of women..
This is my opinion. It may change as times goes by....

Women are lovely, but beware when they are following the advice of the snake ;-)
שלום

Offline pr126

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2017, 01:26:46 AM »
The meaning of life is not 42.
It is a woody.

A strange outlook on life's purpose. I am sure there is more to it though.
Still,  each to his own.

But what will you do when you cannot get an erect penis anymore?
Because it can happen.
 
On second thought, I think the title of the OP is incomplete.

It should be "I want to live as long as I can get a hard on.

« Last Edit: August 03, 2017, 01:30:25 AM by pr126 »
It is easier to fool people than convince them that they have been fooled. - Mark Twain

In times of universal deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2017, 02:16:58 AM »
Soldier on, OP.
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Offline Atheon

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2017, 02:35:23 AM »
From my point of view, you live until your penis erects. : )
From my point of view, that's when you start living.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." - Seneca

Offline Atheon

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2017, 02:36:24 AM »
Women are lovely, but beware when they are following the advice of the snake ;-)
And also take caution when following the advice of your own snake.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." - Seneca

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2017, 03:05:03 AM »
From my point of view, that's when you start living.

Yeah man, you are actually right.
At the age of 40, one havent finished yet even the first quarter of their lifetime.
That is, life starts when you look at it from relatively maturely perspective and
often times, this cannot be so for most of the people.
I mean our teenager times doesnt count. :)

Offline Baruch

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2017, 07:37:56 AM »
The meaning of life is not 42.
It is a woody.

A strange outlook on life's purpose. I am sure there is more to it though.
Still,  each to his own.

But what will you do when you cannot get an erect penis anymore?
Because it can happen.
 
On second thought, I think the title of the OP is incomplete.

It should be "I want to live as long as I can get a hard on.

Father Abraham could make babies at 100 years old.  But he had to F with 99 year old Sarah ;-(
שלום

Re: Wanna live as long as i can...
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2017, 09:04:15 AM »
Why r u thinking in that way?
I think you live as long as yours can erect.
It would be meaningless otherwise.
One cant be happy and cant understand the happiness without the love and joyfulness of women..
This is my opinion. It may change as times goes by....
Don't get me wrong.  I love women in general and my wife is my best friend and lover.  But if she died, I'd not die (even tho I would probably feel like); and she is not my 'life'.  I don't 'need' her to be happy/content with life.  My penis does not dictate whether or not I find life worth living.  I am content with my trio--me, myself and I.  That was not always so--I had a hard time getting to this point where I don't 'need' anything or anyone to help me live.  For example, I don't 'need' my wife in my life--but I sure want her there and treat her that way.  I love baseball and ice cream, too, but I don't need them to make my life worth living (well, baseball, maybe). :) 

My point is, you need to learn to live with you.  You clearly--said so yourself--have a disease.  How much does that disease color your thoughts, change your life???  You don't know.  And you need to address that first--you need to find somebody or some agency that can help you.  That's what I mean.  Fix yourself for nobody else can.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?