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Online Baruch

Re: Trump Bans Transgendered From Military
« Reply #75 on: August 04, 2017, 06:01:17 PM »
Blacks can't be good soldiers.
Filipinos can't be good soldiers.
Women can't be good soldiers.
Gays can't be good soldiers.
Trans can't be good soldiers.
Watch this space.

White straight males can't be good soldiers ... SJWs are pacifists anyway.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Bans Transgendered From Military
« Reply #76 on: August 06, 2017, 03:09:31 AM »
Mexicans can't be good soldiers
Italians can't be good soldiers
French can't be good soldiers
What's the worlds smallest book?  The book of Italian war heroes.
Don't know if I want to watch this space or not.

Read about Garibaldi and the consolidation of Italy...

Now when ATHEISTS are considered good citizens by someone, I will support THAT!
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Online Baruch

Re: Trump Bans Transgendered From Military
« Reply #77 on: August 06, 2017, 07:41:48 AM »
Read about Garibaldi and the consolidation of Italy...

Now when ATHEISTS are considered good citizens by someone, I will support THAT!

Red China, Soviet Union ...
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Re: Trump Bans Transgendered From Military
« Reply #78 on: August 06, 2017, 09:51:09 AM »
Read about Garibaldi and the consolidation of Italy...

Come on, Cavebear.  Surely you remember about 50ish yrs. or so ago when a bunch of 'Why does.............' jokes (well, they were called that) made the rounds.
---Why do Poles (or Swedes, French, Italians, Mexicans, whoever) wear bowling shirts?  Because they dress up for weddings.
--What is the worlds smallest book?  The book of  Italian (French, Mexican, whoever) war heroes.
--Why do fly's have wings??  To beat _______to the trash cans.
And on and on.

About that time elephant jokes were in, as well.
--Why do elephants wear red nail polish?  To hide in strawberry patches.
--Why do elephants lay on their back with all for legs up?  To trip blackbirds.
--Why do elephants have big balls?  Because they like to dance.
--Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?  To bounce through trees raping monkeys.
   What is the worst sound a monkey can hear?  Sproooong, sprooong!

You have to remember those were from the memory of a tasteless, male teen.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Bans Transgendered From Military
« Reply #79 on: August 06, 2017, 11:32:27 AM »
Come on, Cavebear.  Surely you remember about 50ish yrs. or so ago when a bunch of 'Why does.............' jokes (well, they were called that) made the rounds.
---Why do Poles (or Swedes, French, Italians, Mexicans, whoever) wear bowling shirts?  Because they dress up for weddings.
--What is the worlds smallest book?  The book of  Italian (French, Mexican, whoever) war heroes.
--Why do fly's have wings??  To beat _______to the trash cans.
And on and on.

About that time elephant jokes were in, as well.
--Why do elephants wear red nail polish?  To hide in strawberry patches.
--Why do elephants lay on their back with all for legs up?  To trip blackbirds.
--Why do elephants have big balls?  Because they like to dance.
--Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?  To bounce through trees raping monkeys.
   What is the worst sound a monkey can hear?  Sproooong, sprooong!

You have to remember those were from the memory of a tasteless, male teen.

You had a book of elephant jokes more adult than mine.  *koff, koff* and LOL!

I suppose, being a History minor and Political Science major, I had a slight more kindness toward people not considered skilled at military events than some.  And one of the early books I read was about Garibaldi uniting Italy.  They fought hard pitched battles.  And Napoleon was Italian (Corsican) and rose above other skilled soldiers there.

And not saying that from any heritage.  I'm pretty much Germanic, French and British.  No love lost on Napoleon...  LOL!
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Re: Trump Bans Transgendered From Military
« Reply #80 on: August 06, 2017, 11:51:33 AM »
You had a book of elephant jokes more adult than mine.  *koff, koff* and LOL!

I suppose, being a History minor and Political Science major, I had a slight more kindness toward people not considered skilled at military events than some.  And one of the early books I read was about Garibaldi uniting Italy.  They fought hard pitched battles.  And Napoleon was Italian (Corsican) and rose above other skilled soldiers there.

And not saying that from any heritage.  I'm pretty much Germanic, French and British.  No love lost on Napoleon...  LOL!
Without a doubt, Garibaldi was a force.  My major was history and minor was Bus. Ed.  Love history. 

Anyway, do you remember the 'Bob" jokes?
What do you call an armless and legless man in a swimming pool?  Bob
What do you call an armless, legless man on the wall?  Art
What do you call an armless, legless man on the porch?  Matt
 Back in those days, the tasteless the better!
And yeah, the elephant jokes could get quite tasteless, tasteless!!
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Online Baruch

Re: Trump Bans Transgendered From Military
« Reply #81 on: August 06, 2017, 12:27:54 PM »
Napoleone ... as he was originally called, was from Italians in Naples, think Neapolitan Mafia.  The Corsicans have their own fierce banditi.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Trump Bans Transgendered From Military
« Reply #82 on: August 06, 2017, 03:04:55 PM »
Without a doubt, Garibaldi was a force.  My major was history and minor was Bus. Ed.  Love history. 

Anyway, do you remember the 'Bob" jokes?
What do you call an armless and legless man in a swimming pool?  Bob
What do you call an armless, legless man on the wall?  Art
What do you call an armless, legless man on the porch?  Matt
 Back in those days, the tasteless the better!
And yeah, the elephant jokes could get quite tasteless, tasteless!!
Oh yeah, those old tasteless jokes still crack me up!  You have to have a certain willingness to ignore the cruelty of jokes.  They are, by definition, cruel to someone.  Even the best joke of all time insulted Sherlock Holmes, in a way.  I think that's why I enjoy puns the most.  As the rental knitter said:  "Leased crewel".
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