I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny

Started by Solomon Zorn, July 12, 2017, 10:15:01 AM

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fencerider

yup Zorn Oliver is more interesting than the boring webpages I put up.

Maybe the Rs will get around to prosecuting Hillary after they finish fighting with each other
"Do you believe in god?", is not a proper English sentence. Unless you believe that, "Do you believe in apple?", is a proper English sentence.

Solomon Zorn

Quote from: fencerider on July 12, 2017, 10:33:19 PMyup Zorn Oliver is more interesting than the boring webpages I put up.
THANK YOU...or alternatively...FUCK YOU...I have to admit, I'm really not sure, which one is appropriate, since I don't know, for sure, what you mean by that(although I'm betting on FUCK YOU).
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#17
Oh, I REMEMBER NOW! Your the guy who started THIS, SLIGHTLY LESS POPULAR THREAD, on the same topic: http://atheistforums.com/index.php?topic=11747.0

That is almost cartoonishly petty...

Laughing Buddha takes back his, "FUCK YOU," and says..."AWWWW..."
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#18
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 12, 2017, 01:17:41 PM
Jeez, I watched this one just before the other two!

Quit that!
The scary thing is...I'm looking over your shoulder, right now(PUT THAT AWAY...your mother would be ashamed of you)...
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OH SHIT! Speaking of coincidences...I just tuned-in to The Late Show, for the first time in...probably a couple of weeks(I almost didn't, because, based on the time of evening, I figured that I had already missed Stephen Colbert's monologue)...and, guess who the first guest was?

John-Fucking-Oliver!

If you missed it, I think they post, the next day, on youtube. Watch how John Oliver SQUIRMS, when Stephen Colbert grills him, about an in-progress lawsuit, that he can't comment on...
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#20
Excerpts from Last night's show...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjk7GT9GkuY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSuD7gMQ0x4

This is the part(below), where John Oliver squirms like a teenage boy, who has been(for whatever reason) prevented from masturbating, for a week, in a classroom, full of pheromone secreting teenage girls...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFrSivDZUXw

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#21
"...I have a sequence of thoughts, in my head, going, 'Oh! This would be funny to say...this would be funny...this would be interesting'...And then another thing going, 'You're dead, if it happens'...."
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Baruch

Perhaps you aren't multiple personality, you actually are multiple people sharing the same body.  Think The Odd Couple.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Solomon Zorn

#23
Quote from: Baruch on July 13, 2017, 06:45:11 PM
Perhaps you aren't multiple personality, you actually are multiple people sharing the same body.  Think The Odd Couple.
Schizo and MPD are quite different, actually...but from your response, I think you misunderstood my last post...it was a quote, of John Oliver, struggling not to answer Stephen Colbert, about an in-progress lawsuit...
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Cavebear

Quote from: Solomon Zorn on July 13, 2017, 09:10:15 PM
Schizo and MPD are quite different, actually...but from your response, I think you misunderstood my last post...it was a quote, of John Oliver, struggling not to answer Stephen Colbert, about an in-progress lawsuit...
Getting involved in an argument between John Oliver and Stephen Colbert would be like getting in a baseball argument between George Will and Red Auerbach.  No space for me there at all!
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Quote from: Cavebear on July 14, 2017, 05:22:26 AM
Getting involved in an argument between John Oliver and Stephen Colbert would be like getting in a baseball argument between George Will and Red Auerbach.  No space for me there at all!
If you haven't watched those videos yet, you really should...you can almost hear John Oliver's brain trying to explode, from all the jokes that he wants to make, about the lawsuit, but he can't say anything...
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Cavebear

Quote from: Solomon Zorn on July 14, 2017, 05:32:46 AM
If you haven't watched those videos yet, you really should...you can almost hear John Oliver's brain trying to explode, from all the jokes that he wants to make, about the lawsuit, but he can't say anything...

Actually, I don't know anything about the lawsuit and don't care.  Two satirists arguing seems like rhombussing a saddle.
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Quote from: Cavebear on July 14, 2017, 05:52:25 AM
Actually, I don't know anything about the lawsuit and don't care.  Two satirists arguing seems like rhombussing a saddle.
My regular physician, is also a specialist in osteopathic medicine. I can give you his name, when you decide to seek some treatment, for your broken funny-bone...
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