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Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« on: July 12, 2017, 10:15:01 AM »
"Let's just say...there's a reason why they're shooting me, from the waist-up, right now..."



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Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Laughter
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2017, 10:24:23 AM »
To be honest, I actually really do feel sorry for Donald Trump Jr. It's not his fault, that his dad has inferior sperm, leaving him to have a similar type of character, and general lack of "smarts." I think he probably just thought, that he was helping his dad. Which makes it sad if he ends up in prison.
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Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2017, 10:37:08 AM »
This one is from the previous night...apparently, our new Bond-girl is..."Collusion Galore."

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Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2017, 11:01:58 AM »
The guest-interview portion, of last night's show:




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Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2017, 11:26:17 AM »
This one is mostly unrelated, but SO FUNNY, the "Gollum reading Trump's tweets" part, is pretty short, but worth the watch(plus the Planet of the Apes stuff, is pretty cool too), so...enjoy:

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Offline Baruch

Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Laughter
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2017, 12:55:11 PM »
To be honest, I actually really do feel sorry for Donald Trump Jr. It's not his fault, that his dad has inferior sperm, leaving him to have a similar type of character, and general lack of "smarts." I think he probably just thought, that he was helping his dad. Which makes it sad if he ends up in prison.

The DNC and Hillary were working with Ukrainian neo-Nazis ... to dig up stuff on Trump and others.  Perhaps they should both be in prison?  Or do only demon-crats get a walk?

Mika is deep state ... her dad sucked Kissinger's dick.  Do you love your Big Brother, brother?
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Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2017, 01:15:42 PM »
"Let's just say...there's a reason why they're shooting me, from the waist-up, right now..."




Wow, I was already listening to the first of those when I got here! And the second is on the page to come next.

Coincidence? Only your hair dresser knows for sure...
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Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2017, 01:17:41 PM »
This one is mostly unrelated, but SO FUNNY, the "Gollum reading Trump's tweets" part, is pretty short, but worth the watch(plus the Planet of the Apes stuff, is pretty cool too), so...enjoy:


Jeez, I watched this one just before the other two!

Quit that!
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Offline Baruch

Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2017, 01:19:06 PM »
A very elaborate version of a pick-pocket shouting "squirrel" to distract you while he picks your pocket.  I still don't care about the details of what swear words Nixon used ... people obsess about political details.  He was a crook, they all are.
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Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2017, 03:12:11 PM »
The DNC and Hillary were working with Ukrainian neo-Nazis ... to dig up stuff on Trump and others.  Perhaps they should both be in prison?  Or do only demon-crats get a walk?

Mika is deep state ... her dad sucked Kissinger's dick.  Do you love your Big Brother, brother?
Yeah, I get it Baruch, you hate the D and the R, equally, but I still have no clue what you're talking about, with the "Ukrainian neo-Nazis" remark...although I am completely sure, that I will soon regret responding to it...
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Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2017, 03:17:28 PM »
Andy Serkis does a good Golem impression...



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Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2017, 04:19:22 PM »
Yeah, I get it Baruch, you hate the D and the R, equally, but I still have no clue what you're talking about, with the "Ukrainian neo-Nazis" remark...although I am completely sure, that I will soon regret responding to it...
You gotta speak Baruchistani.
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Offline Baruch

Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2017, 06:42:21 PM »
Yeah, I get it Baruch, you hate the D and the R, equally, but I still have no clue what you're talking about, with the "Ukrainian neo-Nazis" remark...although I am completely sure, that I will soon regret responding to it...

Well, that would be a political detail ... which I was just speaking against.  And you have to read alt-media, not the CIA pablum.  So I hope that wasn't too ugly a response ... I don't expect people to agree with me, I am not Randy or Drich or even Drew.

Leave it to other people to say that Trump's underwear proves he is an Anunnaki.  And I don't think that whatever dental appliances Hillary wears ... was a radio receiver that helped her unfairly in the debates ;-)
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Offline Baruch

Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2017, 06:43:16 PM »
You gotta speak Baruchistani.

Non-Baruchistani is easy to learn ... mostly barks and yowels.  See the Animaniac avatars they use?  Using Biblical Aramaic verbs correctly ... that is a challenge!
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Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Re: I like My History-Making News, With A Side Dish of Funny
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2017, 07:19:16 PM »
... you have to read alt-media...
Actually, I was surprised to hear a reference to it, immediately after posting that response, in a fresh youtube video of Al Franken!


...I don't expect people to agree with me, I am not Randy or Drich or even Drew.
Never implied otherwise, Brother.
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