Author Topic: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...  (Read 189 times)

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline PickelledEggs

Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2017, 06:17:55 PM »
I actually learnt from my Mexican friends recently that Mexico doesn't even celebrate the 5th. Actual mexicans don't celebrate it at all.
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Offline Baruch

Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2017, 06:58:19 PM »
I actually learnt from my Mexican friends recently that Mexico doesn't even celebrate the 5th. Actual mexicans don't celebrate it at all.

Correct ... it is a Mexican-American holiday, just as tacos are Mexican-American food, not real Mexican.  I have a news flash for you ... Chop Suey was invented in NYC.
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Offline Baruch

Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2017, 06:59:45 PM »
If you're looking for some safe sex, "massage" parlors are an option.

You only read email while in the foyer?
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Offline Baruch

Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2017, 07:01:13 PM »



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It is really hard to get your jism to come out blue, and stencil a t-shirt message with it.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2017, 07:13:35 AM »
Laughing Buddha says, "May your cock, being the only TRUE GOD, bless you for your discretion, and never leave you feeling ashamed..."

When you mention "The Laughing Buddha", I think you should read the ending of 'Candy".  Look it up, I can't possibly explain it here.
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Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2017, 07:48:52 AM »
When you mention "The Laughing Buddha", I think you should read the ending of 'Candy".  Look it up, I can't possibly explain it here.
Oh, but that cockpit scene...
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline Cavebear

Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2017, 07:59:02 AM »
Oh, but that cockpit scene...

Wasn't that 'Airplane' and Otto?
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Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2017, 08:08:36 AM »
Wasn't that 'Airplane' and Otto?
Nope.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline Cavebear

Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2017, 08:16:41 AM »
Nope.

OH!  Well, actually, I never saw the movie.  Don't recall that in the book.  And to be fair, I haven't seen the book in 50 years.  So it might be there.  But I'll bet not.  I have a pretty good memory for that sort of thing.
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Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2017, 08:39:14 AM »
OH!  Well, actually, I never saw the movie.  Don't recall that in the book.  And to be fair, I haven't seen the book in 50 years.  So it might be there.  But I'll bet not.  I have a pretty good memory for that sort of thing.
Take a look at the cast.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline Cavebear

Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2017, 02:33:54 PM »
Take a look at the cast.

I was referring to the book.  As I said, never saw the movie.  The movie couldn't replicate the book.
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Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2017, 04:12:09 PM »
When you mention "The Laughing Buddha", I think you should read the ending of 'Candy".  Look it up, I can't possibly explain it here.
If it has info, on one of my previous incarnations, I'll have to pass.

But as for the girl, in Gawdzilla Sama's post...beautiful...

For some reason, it made me remember this morning, when I was waiting in my elderly neighbor's car, for her to come out of the grocery store(I had to ride with her, because this insomnia is so debilitating, early in the morning especially, that it's not safe for me to drive), I saw this girl walk by...she was wearing the tightest pair of shorts I have ever seen on a woman, in public. They were completely embedded in her butt-crack, like they were painted on. She was just a little bit chubbier, than I would usually consider ideal, but nevertheless, I felt like crying and jacking off, at the same moment...SO FUCKING LONELY! And it's like that with every attractive girl I see, lately...Might have something to do with the testosterone injections.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2017, 05:06:02 PM »
She sure is beautiful.  Not a doubt.  I would want to know more though.  Maybe a few dates, some conversation, have her talk to Mom (so they can laugh about me)...  It's a possibility... (koff*koff)

But it reminds me of a joke and I apologize in advance. 

A man sits down at a bar and a beautiful women is next to him wearing skin-tight slacks.  He is a scientist, so he actually considers this.  Finally, he just has to ask "Maam (this is an very old joke) how DOES one get into those slacks? 

And she replies...

Wait for it...

"Well, you can start by buying me a drink"!

Badda-Boom Badda -

Oh well...  He wasn't actually trying either...
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Re: May 5th...It's Not "Cinco De Mayo" To Me...
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2017, 08:07:14 AM »
I was referring to the book.  As I said, never saw the movie.  The movie couldn't replicate the book.
If you refuse to consider the possibility that the movie might be worth watching that's fine.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers