Britain's Greatest Gift to America: John Oliver

Started by Solomon Zorn, July 03, 2017, 05:39:15 PM

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Baruch

Sorry, but this is the best real conspiracy video since Nixon appeared on Laugh-In ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jh2n5ki0KE
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Solomon Zorn

#91
...Americans, turning-up to an unexpectedly-closed post-office, and going, "Oh yeah...it's Columbus Day...SHIT!"

2.4 minutes...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKEwL-10s7E
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#92
Quote from: Baruch on July 10, 2017, 04:02:40 PM
Sorry, but this is the best real conspiracy video since Nixon appeared on Laugh-In ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jh2n5ki0KE
"...could have been sooner..." :histerical:

And right to her face...
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Solomon Zorn

"...because sometimes, having a 287 foot yacht, isn't enough, to warn people, YOU'RE A DOUCHBAG..."

3.4 minutes...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8m8cQI4DgM
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fencerider

if Ayn Rand stopped thinking watching Reagan, would she start thinking in reverse watching Trump?

Thanks for the reminder I found Oliver somewhere a few months ago, but I completely forgot about him. I will have to get to a wifi to watch all those videos

Zorn when you get tired of trying pharmaceutical drugs to sleep, there is a whole world of natural medicine to try. ( off the top of my head I remember a tea made with echinacea and chamomile). Course it helps a lot to not eat a big meal less than 5 hrs before bedtime.
"Do you believe in god?", is not a proper English sentence. Unless you believe that, "Do you believe in apple?", is a proper English sentence.

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Quote from: fencerider on July 10, 2017, 09:53:59 PM
if Ayn Rand stopped thinking watching Reagan, would she start thinking in reverse watching Trump?

Thanks for the reminder I found Oliver somewhere a few months ago, but I completely forgot about him. I will have to get to a wifi to watch all those videos

Zorn when you get tired of trying pharmaceutical drugs to sleep, there is a whole world of natural medicine to try. ( off the top of my head I remember a tea made with echinacea and chamomile). Course it helps a lot to not eat a big meal less than 5 hrs before bedtime.
Thanks, Brother. You actually remind me, right now, of my enthusiastically-Catholic neighbor, who is LITERALLY AN ANGEL, and has, among other things, given me two bottles of vitamin supplements(E and D), and been bringing me freshly cooked vegetables, on a daily basis(which is, potentially, FAR MORE HELPFUL, obviously, than her nightly prayers(bless her heart...).

I appreciate your love...
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#97
Tony Abbot: the "Repository of All Wisdom..."

Oh, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MAN, one particular Tony Abbot quote, may be THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD... The video is only 4 minutes long, but just in case you'd rather skip it:

[spoiler]"No one, however smart, however well-educated, however experienced, is THE SUPPOSITORY OF ALL WISDOM...."

OH SHIT! You just can't make shit up, that is THAT LEVEL OF FUNNY![/spoiler]

Laughing Buddha says, "Thank you, Tony Abbot..." :histerical:


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Apparently, someone at POM Wonderful, is in the wrong line of work...whoever wrote this reply-letter, should have been a comedian...

4 minutes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bml8KwCmob8
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#99
I know...I am soon going to run out of these(Laughing Buddha quotes a Cyndi Lauper song, "Until it ends, there is no end..."), but until then...although, life is funnier than fiction, THIS is the MOST HILARIOUS deliberately-constructed joke I'VE EVER SEEN!

4.5 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9qA8c-E_oA

Okay...maybe I'm just very, VERY tired, and nearing "Bedtime," and that makes it seem funnier to me(Kind of like SNL...), but still...
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#100
Quote from: Solomon Zorn on July 11, 2017, 12:04:03 AM...THIS is the MOST HILARIOUS deliberately-constructed joke I'VE EVER SEEN!
Okay...I just said that..and it was true...until NOW...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9prhPV2PI
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Even the "naysayers" have to concede, that anyone who can both, parse the difference between the words, "arguably," and "objectively," and still make you laugh this hard, is some kind of genius...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk2oW4SDDxY
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Cavebear

I've listened to him, and he is brilliant.  But that doesn't mean I don't think he is out to confuse the mediocre and trick the erudite into foolishness.  He is performing a sleight-of-word act and you have to be cautious about agreeing with all he says. 

I suspect (without having done this) that if you parsed a transcript of his show, you would see a lot of verbal trickery.
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Solomon Zorn

Quote from: Cavebear on July 11, 2017, 09:04:43 AM
I've listened to him, and he is brilliant.  But that doesn't mean I don't think he is out to confuse the mediocre and trick the erudite into foolishness.  He is performing a sleight-of-word act and you have to be cautious about agreeing with all he says. 

I suspect (without having done this) that if you parsed a transcript of his show, you would see a lot of verbal trickery.
Uhhhh...YEAH..."verbal trickery," might actually be a good synonym for "comedy."
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