Author Topic: Road Rage  (Read 419 times)

Offline SGOS

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #45 on: July 06, 2017, 07:39:52 AM »
My phone is in my pocket when I'm driving, I can't get at it easily enough to answer a call.
I do that on purpose too.

Offline Cavebear

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #46 on: July 06, 2017, 07:42:11 AM »
"Officer, I have a license to carry a cell-phone, don't shoot...
  Bang!
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #47 on: July 06, 2017, 07:49:37 AM »
"Officer, I have a license to carry a cell-phone, don't shoot...
  Bang!
That's in the "news" for a reason.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline SGOS

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #48 on: July 06, 2017, 07:56:46 AM »
For God's sake!  Some people can't refrain from answering their phone when being held at gun point:  "Excuse me, Officer.  I have to take this."

Offline Cavebear

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #49 on: July 06, 2017, 08:04:42 AM »
For God's sake!  Some people can't refrain from answering their phone when being held at gun point:  "Excuse me, Officer.  I have to take this."
The sad thing is that I can well imagine that.  And the officer accepting it. 
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead

Offline SGOS

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #50 on: July 06, 2017, 08:19:01 AM »
The sad thing is that I can well imagine that.  And the officer accepting it. 
Yes, that would be my logical conclusion to the situation.  You never ever fuck with someone's phone call.

Offline Cavebear

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #51 on: July 06, 2017, 01:46:35 PM »
Yes, that would be my logical conclusion to the situation.  You never ever fuck with someone's phone call.

I want a cell phone field nullifier...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead

Offline Baruch

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #52 on: July 06, 2017, 02:07:06 PM »
My phone is in my pocket when I'm driving, I can't get at it easily enough to answer a call.

Do you put it on vibe ;-)
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Re: Road Rage
« Reply #53 on: July 06, 2017, 05:09:12 PM »
It would be real torture to have your cell ringing while you're handcuffed. Worst than the Chinese water torture!
God Not Found
"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
W. C. Fields

Offline SGOS

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #54 on: July 06, 2017, 06:09:12 PM »
Do you put it on vibe ;-)
Yes, but only for the arousal.

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #55 on: July 06, 2017, 07:06:53 PM »
For God's sake!  Some people can't refrain from answering their phone when being held at gun point:  "Excuse me, Officer.  I have to take this."
I see you know Teenage Negasonic Warhead.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline Drew_2017 (OP)

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #56 on: July 06, 2017, 09:35:06 PM »
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I have not had a telephone call for at least 15 years that had to be answered at once.  The last one I had that was important was a hospital that called saying they had my Dad and he could care for himself any more.  And THAT could have been a voice mail message because they were holding him for observation and just found my telephone number in his wallet.

Nothing is really urgent anymore, is it?

I think most young folks today would walk outside of the house nude before they walked out without a phone. I still brave going out without a phone, I'm a thrill seeker.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #57 on: July 06, 2017, 09:40:34 PM »
As I was going to the grocery store today I noticed a line of cars stopped at a light. Four cars in a row, motionless. There was 3-4 car lengths from the first car to the crosswalk. The light was green for them. They were all bent over their phones.

I have no hope for civilization.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #58 on: July 06, 2017, 11:37:53 PM »
I've seen pictures of you posing in the latest fashions in stores Shiranu.. If I was a cop in your town I'd pull you over and give you ten tickets for..well..you know.. lol
I'm pretty sure there's some law about posing in the latest fashions whilst driving and if there isn't there oughtta be. They should make you take remedial posing in the latest fashions whilst driving classes..
« Last Edit: July 06, 2017, 11:41:30 PM by AllPurposeAtheist »
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline Cavebear

Re: Road Rage
« Reply #59 on: July 11, 2017, 09:19:47 AM »
As I was going to the grocery store today I noticed a line of cars stopped at a light. Four cars in a row, motionless. There was 3-4 car lengths from the first car to the crosswalk. The light was green for them. They were all bent over their phones.

I have no hope for civilization.
I give a driver a 3 second count.  Then I hit the horn briefly.  Then LOUD if no response.  I just want distracted drivers to pull into a parking lot. 

What is the new version of "get a room"...?
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead