NASA denies secret Martian slave ring

[Mike Cl]

And that's why I never spawned.

Good thinking.

[Baruch]

Of course the "deplorables" are hard at work on the Elon Musk Mars colony.  He has no love in his black heart ... so Venus was out of the question ;-)

[Unbeliever]

You can't make this shit up. Alex Jones is such a fucking retard.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars

I didn't see any mention of a pizza parlor, so at least gun nuts won't go shoot it up.

I think I'll wait 'til the movie comes out.

[Cavebear]

But it is probably a true statement.  NASA would deny that there is a Martian Slave Ring.  Because there isn't. 

The problem is that, to many people, that makes it true.