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Online Blackleaf (OP)

NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« on: July 01, 2017, 11:30:36 PM »
You can't make this shit up. Alex Jones is such a fucking retard.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
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Offline Baruch

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2017, 12:32:57 AM »
You can't make this shit up. Alex Jones is such a fucking retard.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars

Clearly that would be in the catacombs under the Vatican ;-(
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Offline Sal1981

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2017, 11:13:06 AM »
Much better would've been just ignore such accusations.

"Oh, they're denying it are they? THEN IT MUST BE TRUE!" lose, lose.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool" --- Richard P. Feynman

Online Blackleaf (OP)

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2017, 12:03:31 PM »
Much better would've been just ignore such accusations.

"Oh, they're denying it are they? THEN IT MUST BE TRUE!" lose, lose.

I think it's good to bring attention to it, to expose Alex Jones for the moron that he is. Even the most devote Republicans know how stupid this sounds. The more Alex is ridiculed, the less credibility he'll have in the eyes of the public.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2017, 12:39:04 PM »
Sure, the government says there's no Martian slave colony but the government did [insert bad thing] so obviously, they're lying and there is a Martian slave colony.

Do you guys believe everything the government and the mainstream media says?  WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2017, 01:20:25 PM »
They said "There are no humans on Mars." Nothing said about a slave ring, right?
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Online Blackleaf (OP)

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2017, 05:41:14 PM »
They said "There are no humans on Mars." Nothing said about a slave ring, right?

Little, bug eyed, Martian slaves? Who are they going to sell those to? Kinda hard to keep one of them a secret. lol
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Offline SGOS

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2017, 06:02:12 PM »
No thank you.  I would never have a Martian in my house.

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2017, 07:36:25 PM »
No thank you.  I would never have a Martian in my house.
Racist!!

Well, I guess a Martian would not be a 'race'--a spiciest???   Yeah--Spiciest!!!!
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Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Online Shiranu

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2017, 08:01:13 PM »
The worst thing is I think Jones is actually serious. I don't know what he did to his brain to become such a fucking moron, but he did it good.
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Offline Baruch

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2017, 02:35:14 AM »
The worst thing is I think Jones is actually serious. I don't know what he did to his brain to become such a fucking moron, but he did it good.

Controlled opposition, to make the real conspiracy theories look stupid.
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Offline Atheon

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2017, 03:58:52 AM »
The smokescreen has worked. The slaves are actually on Venus.
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Offline SGOS

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2017, 12:01:09 PM »
Racist!!

Well, I guess a Martian would not be a 'race'--a spiciest???   Yeah--Spiciest!!!!
Nothing to do with race.  They are constant chaos  They grab things, screech gibberish, dial random numbers on the phone, suddenly disappear, and then they rematerialize behind you.
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2017, 02:03:56 PM »
Nothing to do with race.  They are constant chaos  They grab things, screech gibberish, dial random numbers on the phone, suddenly disappear, and then they rematerialize behind you.
Oh?!  Those are Martians?  I thought those were grandchildren.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2017, 02:36:27 PM »
Oh?!  Those are Martians?  I thought those were grandchildren.
And that's why I never spawned.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers