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Offline Blackleaf

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NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« on: July 01, 2017, 11:30:36 PM »
You can't make this shit up. Alex Jones is such a fucking retard.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2017, 12:32:57 AM »
You can't make this shit up. Alex Jones is such a fucking retard.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars

Clearly that would be in the catacombs under the Vatican ;-(
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2017, 11:13:06 AM »
Much better would've been just ignore such accusations.

"Oh, they're denying it are they? THEN IT MUST BE TRUE!" lose, lose.
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2017, 12:03:31 PM »
Much better would've been just ignore such accusations.

"Oh, they're denying it are they? THEN IT MUST BE TRUE!" lose, lose.

I think it's good to bring attention to it, to expose Alex Jones for the moron that he is. Even the most devote Republicans know how stupid this sounds. The more Alex is ridiculed, the less credibility he'll have in the eyes of the public.
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2017, 12:39:04 PM »
Sure, the government says there's no Martian slave colony but the government did [insert bad thing] so obviously, they're lying and there is a Martian slave colony.

Do you guys believe everything the government and the mainstream media says?  WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2017, 01:20:25 PM »
They said "There are no humans on Mars." Nothing said about a slave ring, right?
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2017, 05:41:14 PM »
They said "There are no humans on Mars." Nothing said about a slave ring, right?

Little, bug eyed, Martian slaves? Who are they going to sell those to? Kinda hard to keep one of them a secret. lol
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2017, 06:02:12 PM »
No thank you.  I would never have a Martian in my house.

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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2017, 07:36:25 PM »
No thank you.  I would never have a Martian in my house.
Racist!!

Well, I guess a Martian would not be a 'race'--a spiciest???   Yeah--Spiciest!!!!
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2017, 08:01:13 PM »
The worst thing is I think Jones is actually serious. I don't know what he did to his brain to become such a fucking moron, but he did it good.
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2017, 02:35:14 AM »
The worst thing is I think Jones is actually serious. I don't know what he did to his brain to become such a fucking moron, but he did it good.

Controlled opposition, to make the real conspiracy theories look stupid.
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2017, 03:58:52 AM »
The smokescreen has worked. The slaves are actually on Venus.
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2017, 12:01:09 PM »
Racist!!

Well, I guess a Martian would not be a 'race'--a spiciest???   Yeah--Spiciest!!!!
Nothing to do with race.  They are constant chaos  They grab things, screech gibberish, dial random numbers on the phone, suddenly disappear, and then they rematerialize behind you.
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2017, 02:03:56 PM »
Nothing to do with race.  They are constant chaos  They grab things, screech gibberish, dial random numbers on the phone, suddenly disappear, and then they rematerialize behind you.
Oh?!  Those are Martians?  I thought those were grandchildren.
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Re: NASA denies secret Martian slave ring
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2017, 02:36:27 PM »
Oh?!  Those are Martians?  I thought those were grandchildren.
And that's why I never spawned.
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