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Offline Mr_C

Me in water. Every time.
« on: June 12, 2017, 12:47:08 AM »



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Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2017, 01:02:44 AM »
Just shake hands ... I mean ... tentacles ;-)
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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2017, 06:09:51 AM »
Well, if you have that kind of fear of water please stand down wind. I'm guessing that you're pretty rank.
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Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2017, 01:09:09 PM »



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Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2017, 09:52:06 PM »



That's what happens when you cross the streams!
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Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2017, 09:57:33 PM »
I don't get it...
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Offline Mr_C

Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2017, 10:01:03 PM »
I don't get it...
Just any time I get into a large body of water where I can't see what's below me, I imagine some awful creepy-crawly thing ready to get me.


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Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2017, 10:04:59 PM »
Huh
"Slow dive into me, float high endlessly... Hearts will shake, Wide awake, Love me till the tether breaks." - Seven Lions

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Offline Mr_C

Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2017, 10:05:48 PM »
Huh
You are


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Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2017, 10:08:33 PM »
Here's a guy who hopes there's something like that:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxa6P73Awcg
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"I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.”
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Offline Mr_C

Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2017, 10:15:53 PM »
Here's a guy who hopes there's something like that:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxa6P73Awcg
That's pretty amazing. I'm gonna have to share that!


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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2017, 10:57:07 PM »
I'd be much more fearful in shallow waters where large man eating creatures frequent such as crocodiles and large alligators..
I remember thumbing through Louisiana years ago in swamplands. I always kept a big flashlight on hand and one night I was really tired until I spotted those eyes glowing back at me.  I opted to just stay awake that night and just keep going instead of pitching my tent and becoming alligator bait.. I was no Amos Moses.
 https://youtu.be/cXk9qywB6Kg
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Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2017, 11:19:18 PM »
Sometimes in swimming pools I'll get a flashback of a shark movie or a bad dream about sharks, so I look around just to make sure there are none in the pool.

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Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2017, 11:37:46 PM »
I'm far more concerned about undertow than I am creatures. Statistics, and all that...
"Slow dive into me, float high endlessly... Hearts will shake, Wide awake, Love me till the tether breaks." - Seven Lions

"Letting go means to come to the realization that some people are a part of your history, but not a part of your destiny" - Steve Maraboli

Offline Mr_C

Re: Me in water. Every time.
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2017, 11:39:13 PM »
I'm far more concerned about undertow than I am creatures. Statistics, and all that...
That's fair. I have a general phobia of getting in the sea


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