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Started by Mr_C, June 12, 2017, 12:47:08 AM

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Mr_C




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Baruch

Just shake hands ... I mean ... tentacles ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

AllPurposeAtheist

Well, if you have that kind of fear of water please stand down wind. I'm guessing that you're pretty rank.
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Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Mr_C on June 12, 2017, 12:47:08 AM



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Speaking of "Stranger Things"...
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PZ Myers

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Shiranu

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Mr_C

Quote from: Shiranu on June 12, 2017, 09:57:33 PM
I don't get it...
Just any time I get into a large body of water where I can't see what's below me, I imagine some awful creepy-crawly thing ready to get me.


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Shiranu

"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur

Mr_C

"Could God build a yacht so big even he could not fill it with bitches?"
-Stephen Colbert


Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Mr_C

Quote from: Unbeliever on June 12, 2017, 10:08:33 PM
Here's a guy who hopes there's something like that:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxa6P73Awcg
[emoji15] That's pretty amazing. I'm gonna have to share that!


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AllPurposeAtheist

#11
I'd be much more fearful in shallow waters where large man eating creatures frequent such as crocodiles and large alligators..
I remember thumbing through Louisiana years ago in swamplands. I always kept a big flashlight on hand and one night I was really tired until I spotted those eyes glowing back at me.  I opted to just stay awake that night and just keep going instead of pitching my tent and becoming alligator bait.. I was no Amos Moses.
https://youtu.be/cXk9qywB6Kg
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FaithIsFilth

Sometimes in swimming pools I'll get a flashback of a shark movie or a bad dream about sharks, so I look around just to make sure there are none in the pool.

Shiranu

I'm far more concerned about undertow than I am creatures. Statistics, and all that...
"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur

Mr_C

Quote from: Shiranu on June 12, 2017, 11:37:46 PM
I'm far more concerned about undertow than I am creatures. Statistics, and all that...
That's fair. I have a general phobia of getting in the sea


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