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The scriptures of Kek are really short, because the worshippers of Kek have really short attention spans ;-)

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ܬܥ ܬܘܘ ܪܘܟܥܣ

ܬܘܘ ܫܐܠܛ ܕܘ ܡܘܢܘܟܥܟܝܣܡ
ܬܘܘ ܫܐܠܛ ܢܘܛ ܕܘ ܦܘܠܝܕܐܕܐܝܣܡ
« Last Edit: June 04, 2017, 09:29:07 PM by Baruch »
𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎌𐎀𐎍𐎎𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀𐎟𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎁𐎀𐎍𐎉𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀
luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
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Offline aitm

Re: Making fun of Abrahamic religions and contemporary politics
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2017, 09:31:31 PM »
hmmm, a regular "fill in the blank" style. Very similar to judaism, xianity and akbar whack-a-doo. The mere difference is that their followers dismiss the common use of language and suggests that it "means something else"....."else" being anything that is not what science just disproved. So this is why there is so much dispute of what verses actually say, the meaning is bent to meet the curvature of the babe eating it.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

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Re: Making fun of Abrahamic religions and contemporary politics
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2017, 11:50:10 PM »
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hmmm, a regular "fill in the blank" style. Very similar to judaism, xianity and akbar whack-a-doo. The mere difference is that their followers dismiss the common use of language and suggests that it "means something else"....."else" being anything that is not what science just disproved. So this is why there is so much dispute of what verses actually say, the meaning is bent to meet the curvature of the babe eating it.

Like the Joker saying "Why so serious?"  Is it true that atheists are autists, but aren't true Keks, because they don't have a sense of humor?  Kind of like that whole Kuzari/Jewish controversy?  Atheists have been losing the meme wars for about 5000 years now.

So who is Cuckistan and who is Normistan today?  The two halves of Canada?

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« Last Edit: August 09, 2017, 08:03:48 PM by Baruch »
𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎌𐎀𐎍𐎎𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀𐎟𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎁𐎀𐎍𐎉𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀
luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
May you be well, may you be healthy

Re: Making fun of Abrahamic religions and contemporary politics
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2017, 08:16:50 PM »
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The scriptures of Kek are really short, because the worshippers of Kek have really short attention spans ;-)

I think that looks a lot like what glossolalia looks like when written down, like this:


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Re: Making fun of Abrahamic religions and contemporary politics
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2017, 10:20:02 PM »
Written glossolalia is ... automatic writing.  What Muhammad practiced was automatic speaking.  But not glossolalia per se, because that is in an unknown private language.  This is all explained in detail, in The Didache, a very early Christian writing, when the early Church hadn't banned charismatics yet.  But charismatics were controlled, because they were dangerous.  Think of the character of Jesus as a charismatic Jew, like a Hasidim of the 1700s, but Hellenistic, not Semitic.

There will be further lessons in Kekism, the one true faith.
𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎌𐎀𐎍𐎎𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀𐎟𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎁𐎀𐎍𐎉𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀
luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
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Online Baruch

Re: Making fun of Abrahamic religions and contemporary politics
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2017, 10:26:14 AM »
ܳWeekly quotes from the sermons of Pepe ...

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ܘܦ ܬܥ ܟܓܒ
ܒܝ ܬܥ ܟܓܒ
ܦܘܪ ܬܥ ܟܓܒ

and ...

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ܛܐܟܥ ܬܥ ܓܥܣܐܦܘ ܦܝܠܠ
ܘܪ ܬܥ ܟܓܒ  ܦܝܠܠ

𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎌𐎀𐎍𐎎𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀𐎟𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎁𐎀𐎍𐎉𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀
luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
May you be well, may you be healthy

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Re: Making fun of Abrahamic religions and contemporary politics
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2017, 12:23:42 PM »
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ܦܥܦܥ ܛܘ ܬܥ ܢܘܪܡܝ ܦܘܗܪܥܪ
ܠܖܛ ܡܝ ܡܥܡܥܣ ܓܘ
ܗܝ ܕܥܕ ܢܘܛ ܣܘ
ܐܠܠ ܬܥ ܡܣܡ ܕܝܥܕ
𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎌𐎀𐎍𐎎𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀𐎟𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎁𐎀𐎍𐎉𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀
luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
May you be well, may you be healthy

Offline Cavebear

Re: Making fun of Abrahamic religions and contemporary politics
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2017, 04:49:05 AM »
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I think that looks a lot like what glossolalia looks like when written down, like this:




I wrote some stuff like that while trying to write a letter while coughing badly.  It is a beautiful language.  I hope to be able to read it some day...  ;)
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

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Re: Making fun of Abrahamic religions and contemporary politics
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2017, 02:23:06 PM »
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ܬܥܪܥ ܝܣ ܢܘ ܦܪܥܥ ܠܘܢܚ
ܢܘ ܦܐܝܢ ܢܘ ܓܐܝܢ
𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎌𐎀𐎍𐎎𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀𐎟𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎁𐎀𐎍𐎉𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀
luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
May you be well, may you be healthy

Online Baruch

Re: Making fun of Abrahamic religions and contemporary politics
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2017, 05:48:34 AM »
How did Humans get here?

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Pretty much, this comic discusses and explains all that we discuss here!  But not for children!!
𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎌𐎀𐎍𐎎𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀𐎟𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎁𐎀𐎍𐎉𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀
luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
May you be well, may you be healthy

 

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