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Started by God, May 07, 2017, 08:41:24 AM

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SGOS

OK, now let's have one about sex bots for women.  Then men can pretend they are all incensed about women having sex with robots.  And while were at it, let's outlaw dildos.  Dildos are the number one threat to the institution of marriage.  Women are the second threat.  Then children. 

Gawdzilla Sama

When do we get sexbots for kaijus?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Mike Cl

Vibrators started all this.  They are EVERYWHERE!  There are so many that nobody should have sore shoulders anymore!  Or sore anything else.  One can walk into your local Woolworth (do they have those any more??) and pick up a couple.  Sexbots have been around forever.  They are even featured in FO New Vegas--and mentioned in Skyrim.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?<br />Then he is not omnipotent,<br />Is he able but not willing?<br />Then whence cometh evil?<br />Is he neither able or willing?<br />Then why call him god?

Munch

Long as they leave my man-bots alone that's fine.

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Baruch

Does that male sex-bot play heavy metal too? ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

Women invent too.  They invented the most awesome of all weapons, being annoying ;-)  A man wouldn't dare act that way around other men, unless of course they are LBGTEUDJDHUTYE.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Sal1981

How many genders are there now?

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

Mr.Obvious

Quote from: Sal1981 on May 08, 2017, 05:10:04 AM
How many genders are there now?

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

Bleventeen.

I'm more partial to sexually identifying as a zombie myself.

I'm really into brains and heavy moaning and I have very little personality.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Gawdzilla Sama

"People of Earth!
This is God.
I need you all to be off the planet by next Friday.
I have someone interested in the property."
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Unbeliever

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2017, 08:15:28 AM
"People of Earth!
This is God.
I need you all to be off the planet by next Friday.
I have someone interested in the property."



God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

Must be a feminist .. bitchy looking ... skin on, skin off ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

PickelledEggs

Quote from: God on May 07, 2017, 08:41:24 AM
The feminists are trying to take away your sex robots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2nOsdj8dmc
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Mr.Obvious

Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 08, 2017, 10:40:47 PM
[mod]HIJIRI, YOU HAVE BEEN ON HERE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW NOT TO MAKE SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNTS.

This account is banned. Hope that it doesn't carry over to your main account.[/mod]

It was meant as a joke. Solomon challenged God to a debate, he created it to react. I don't think he meant any harm.

Then again; why am I babbling? He doesn't need me to defend him.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.