Author Topic: My Children, I Have Grave News  (Read 385 times)

Offline PickelledEggs

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2017, 03:41:08 AM »
It was meant as a joke. Solomon challenged God to a debate, he created it to react. I don't think he meant any harm.

Then again; why am I babbling? He doesn't need me to defend him.
Alright. Didn't know the backstory. Either way, the sock account is staying banned
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Offline Baruch

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2017, 06:34:54 AM »
If you banned pantyhose accounts would you be misogynist? ;-)
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Offline Cavebear

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2017, 06:45:02 AM »
Sexbots might eliminate overpopulation of the planet...
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Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2017, 06:48:34 AM »
Sexbots might eliminate overpopulation of the planet...
...and then the population of the planet.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
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Offline Cavebear

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2017, 07:37:14 AM »
...and then the population of the planet.
There are risks either way...
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Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2017, 08:12:54 AM »
Alright. Didn't know the backstory. Either way, the sock account is staying banned

How dare you ban God sir!

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Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2017, 08:30:27 AM »
Alright. Didn't know the backstory. Either way, the sock account is staying banned
That's fine. It was kind of a dumb joke, anyway.

Offline SGOS

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2017, 08:50:37 AM »
That's fine. It was kind of a dumb joke, anyway.
And it was obviously a forum member (wasn't that someone's current avatar to begin with)?  I didn't get the impression you were trying to pull a fast one.  I get more irritated when someone sucks me in with an article from The Onion.

Offline Baruch

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2017, 12:51:07 PM »
And it was obviously a forum member (wasn't that someone's current avatar to begin with)?  I didn't get the impression you were trying to pull a fast one.  I get more irritated when someone sucks me in with an article from The Onion.

The Onion - sucks to be you? (the publication).  The Onion is one of the only true mainline media sites.
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Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2017, 05:30:54 PM »
Sexbots might eliminate overpopulation of the planet...
Well, so would global thermonuclear war, but that's not necessarily a good thing...



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Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2017, 05:31:50 PM »
How dare you ban God sir!
He resorted to a higher power...
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Offline Baruch

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2017, 06:47:48 PM »
He resorted to a higher power...

The Three Fates had Zeus by the nuts!
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Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2017, 07:28:50 PM »
Sometimes you get Zeus by the nuts, sometimes you don't.





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Offline Baruch

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2017, 07:50:51 PM »
Not a good omen .. the ants were used as cannon fodder "Myrmidons" by Achilles .. who himself was almost invulnerable.  Probably a discontented Myrmidon told Paris where to shoot his arrow.
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Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2017, 09:04:11 AM »
Well, so would global thermonuclear war, but that's not necessarily a good thing...



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Death of humans =/= death of planet. Get over yourselves, people.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers