Author Topic: My Children, I Have Grave News  (Read 384 times)

Offline God (OP)

My Children, I Have Grave News
« on: May 07, 2017, 08:41:24 AM »
The feminists are trying to take away your sex robots.


Offline SGOS

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2017, 09:07:43 AM »
OK, now let's have one about sex bots for women.  Then men can pretend they are all incensed about women having sex with robots.  And while were at it, let's outlaw dildos.  Dildos are the number one threat to the institution of marriage.  Women are the second threat.  Then children. 

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2017, 09:16:06 AM »
When do we get sexbots for kaijus?
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Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2017, 10:50:43 AM »
Vibrators started all this.  They are EVERYWHERE!  There are so many that nobody should have sore shoulders anymore!  Or sore anything else.  One can walk into your local Woolworth (do they have those any more??) and pick up a couple.  Sexbots have been around forever.  They are even featured in FO New Vegas--and mentioned in Skyrim.
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Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Online Munch

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2017, 12:23:36 PM »
Long as they leave my man-bots alone that's fine.


Offline Baruch

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2017, 03:47:25 PM »
Does that male sex-bot play heavy metal too? ;-)
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Offline Baruch

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2017, 03:49:53 PM »
Women invent too.  They invented the most awesome of all weapons, being annoying ;-)  A man wouldn't dare act that way around other men, unless of course they are LBGTEUDJDHUTYE.
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Online Sal1981

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2017, 05:10:04 AM »
How many genders are there now?

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
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Online Mr.Obvious

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2017, 05:36:58 AM »
How many genders are there now?

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

Bleventeen.

I'm more partial to sexually identifying as a zombie myself.

I'm really into brains and heavy moaning and I have very little personality.
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Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2017, 08:15:28 AM »
"People of Earth!
This is God.
I need you all to be off the planet by next Friday.
I have someone interested in the property."
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2017, 07:28:19 PM »
"People of Earth!
This is God.
I need you all to be off the planet by next Friday.
I have someone interested in the property."



God Not Found
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St. Robert Bellarmine

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2017, 08:50:49 PM »
God Not Found
"The Pope may act outside the law, above the law, and against the law."
St. Robert Bellarmine

Offline Baruch

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2017, 10:29:28 PM »
Must be a feminist .. bitchy looking ... skin on, skin off ;-)
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Offline PickelledEggs

Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2017, 10:40:47 PM »
The feminists are trying to take away your sex robots.


                                               
 
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Re: My Children, I Have Grave News
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2017, 02:55:53 AM »
                                               
 
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It was meant as a joke. Solomon challenged God to a debate, he created it to react. I don't think he meant any harm.

Then again; why am I babbling? He doesn't need me to defend him.
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.