Republicans preparing to charge you $20 to view porn on your own computer

Started by Hydra009, April 11, 2017, 10:06:09 PM

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Baruch

Quote from: SGOS on April 12, 2017, 10:14:38 AM
The internet, in spite of the porn, was just to popular to the public without the government demanding a share, be it for the potential revenue or the obsession to exert control in something big.

Last time I looked, 1/2 of the Internet traffic was spam email, the other half was porn.  We are advancing to the stars, any day now ;-)
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The War On Porn...coming to a legislature near you. I'll be sure to attend the townhall meeting, in a trenchcoat, and dark sunglasses...
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Jason78

In the entire history of mankind, since the first cavemen drew the first boobs on the first cave wall, it has been impossible to keep teenage boys away from pornography.   They couldn't hide it in back street stores requiring ID, and they couldn't hide it behind credit card paywalls.  Teenage kids knew how to pick the lock on the tacklebox with the playboys in it, and today they know the wifi router password so they can turn off the parental block (if the parent was even smart enough to set one).   

You can bet the porno filter wont be on at the ISP level, because dad wants redtube and mom wants hbo.   

Americans also have guns.   And I don't know about you but when I've not had a wank in a while I get cranky.  I seriously doubt the wisdom in taking away the porn of literally thousands of angry yank wankers with guns.
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Mr.Obvious

Quote from: Jason78 on April 12, 2017, 04:47:49 PM
Americans also have guns.   And I don't know about you but when I've not had a wank in a while I get cranky.  I seriously doubt the wisdom in taking away the porn of literally thousands of angry yank wankers with guns.

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Gawdzilla Sama

Need to stock up on my manatee-trampoline-amputee porn, I think.
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Baruch

Quote from: Solomon Zorn on April 12, 2017, 04:06:23 PM
The War On Porn...coming to a legislature near you. I'll be sure to attend the townhall meeting, in a trenchcoat, and dark sunglasses...

That is OK, as long as you are nude under the trench coat.  I am sure you can excite the octogenarians if you try ;-))
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The Skeletal Atheist

I've decided that if this ever goes through I will pay the fine. After that I will email, snail mail, and call my republican representative with the website, title, and actor names (if I can find them) of every single piece of pornography I consume. I'll do this for both my state representative, and my congressman. I'm a young man...I watch a lot of porn, but because they take such interest in what I do in private, I might as well do my civic duty and let them know.
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Hydra009

Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on April 12, 2017, 07:59:20 PMI've decided that if this ever goes through I will pay the fine. After that I will email, snail mail, and call my republican representative with the website, title, and actor names (if I can find them) of every single piece of pornography I consume. I'll do this for both my state representative, and my congressman. I'm a young man...I watch a lot of porn, but because they take such interest in what I do in private, I might as well do my civic duty and let them know.
I guarantee that if any of these bills were passed, manufacturers would refuse to implement it.

Not only would they have to install a porn-blocker on each computer they manufacture, they'd have to "maintain separate, 24-7 call centers to make sure obscene material is appropriately labeled".  If you think your job sucks, just imagine having to take those calls.  Yikes.

And all consumers would have to do to get around it is buy a computer manufactured in a state without these laws.  And if I were in charge of any of these computer companies, I would only manufacture computers in states without these laws.  These legislators would just be chasing jobs out of their own states.  Geniuses, through and through.

Lucky for them that this stuff is never going to come to fruition.  It exists only as symbolic gesture - a big show to the faithful that the legislators are on the side of the angels.

PopeyesPappy

Quote from: fencerider on April 12, 2017, 01:48:05 AM
human traffickin is mostly to do with forcing underage girls into prostitution by holding some kind of threat over their heads.

A lot of the human trafficking here in the US involves forced labor. It's a successful business model, and it has made a lot of people rich.
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Draconic Aiur

Speaking of the Anti porn Loons I have a thought because I often download porn pic a lot, is loli porn gonna be an issue? Or better yet porn pictures of cartoon characters that are underage and maybe 5? Are cartoon furries okay like D r. Comet? I know the goverment sees my shit everyday so i keep thinking are they coming to tell me I'm a pedo for masturbating to cartoons I watched as a child and wanted to fuck at 12?

Mr.Obvious

Quote from: Draconic Aiur on April 13, 2017, 05:13:17 AM
Speaking of the Anti porn Loons I have a thought because I often download porn pic a lot, is loli porn gonna be an issue? Or better yet porn pictures of cartoon characters that are underage and maybe 5? Are cartoon furries okay like D r. Comet? I know the goverment sees my shit everyday so i keep thinking are they coming to tell me I'm a pedo for masturbating to cartoons I watched as a child and wanted to fuck at 12?

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Draconic Aiur

Quote from: Mr.Obvious on April 13, 2017, 06:04:07 AM
https://youtu.be/MpPvGlrqhdA

I got ben ten porn, kim possible porn, danny phantom porn, dragon ball porn, naruto porn, shogeki no souma porn, familiar of zero porn, sword art online porn, one piece porn, fairy tail porn, legend of zelda porn and thats about it if I dont find more. The drawing people make to make it sexy are fucked up but im fucked up for fapping to it i guess

Baruch

Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

The Skeletal Atheist

Quote from: Draconic Aiur on April 13, 2017, 08:43:57 PM
I got ben ten porn, kim possible porn, danny phantom porn, dragon ball porn, naruto porn, shogeki no souma porn, familiar of zero porn, sword art online porn, one piece porn, fairy tail porn, legend of zelda porn and thats about it if I dont find more. The drawing people make to make it sexy are fucked up but im fucked up for fapping to it i guess
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on April 13, 2017, 06:04:07 AM
https://youtu.be/MpPvGlrqhdA
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Cavebear

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 12, 2017, 07:28:19 AM
DISH, Direct, etc., provide plenty of softcore porn. And the underground will find ways around this. I know folks who would pay $40 to avoid giving the misadministration $20.

Checked out the soft porn on cable once.  Too boring.
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